The Short List — Fri., Feb. 8
February 8, 2008 at 2:05 pm by Joe Bardi
“I know you don’t love me now, but what if I gave you this giant check?“
- You can’t fight city hall, but if you’re batshit crazy you can shoot it up, killing 5 people before being shot dead by police.
- JFK’s speech writer puts the Camelot touch on Obama’s oratory.
- Colossal Balls: “‘Everything I have said has been factually accurate, but I think the mistake I made was to think I was a spouse just like any other spouse who could defend his candidate,’ Bill Clinton told Portland television station WCSH.”
- Al Zimmerman, until recently the spokesman for Florida’s Department of Children and Families, listed Gov. Charlie as a reference in 2005. No big deal until you realize Al got busted for distributing kiddie-porn last week.
- I always knew sugar was bad for you, but this is ridiculous.
- Environmental head-smack of the week: Biofuels produce more greenhouse gases than traditional gasoline.
- Yahoo continues to hunt for a way to thwart Microsoft’s buyout.
- Can the FBI really be teaming with private businesses to prep for martial law? The Progressive says yes.
(Photo Credit: Whitehouse.gov.)
