The Short List — Tues., March 25
March 25th, 2008 by Joe Bardi in The Morning Papers
- 4000.
- The surge just keeps on surging.
- Debate gamesmanship: Now Hillary’s not sure she can make it.
- The wisdom of Pat Buchanan: “No people anywhere has done more to lift up blacks than white Americans.”
- Tampa Bay makes a play for a “world’s horniest teachers” designation.
- Google continues the push for a national wireless network.
- “As soon as I saw her coochie, I told Jason, this is special.”
- Britney Spears appears on TV and doesn’t completely suck. Call it a comeback?
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March 25th, 2008 at 9:32 am
An espresso machine? Wow…
March 25th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Something that needs all that “bling” and requires a GPS to navigate can’t be all that special.
March 25th, 2008 at 10:37 am
If you order now, you also get a nifty hand warmer at no additional charge. Just three easy payments of $333.33.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:16 am
May wanna convert that to Euros and Yen as well, since European and Asian inputs also accepted.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I hear it was one of the best exchange rates in all of New York, too.
March 25th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Isn’t $4000 the maximum annual contribution you can make to your Roth IRA?
Clearly I made the wrong investment. My advisor is fired.
March 25th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Went back and looked at the Starr Report concerning Bill Clinton’s escapades in March, 1996.
The following comes from testimonies concerning March 29 and 31, 1996, when Mrs. and Chelsea Clinton were in Greece and Ireland, presumably during the same trip to Bosnia:
“Ms. Lewinsky testified that on Friday, March 29, 1996, she was walking down a hallway when she passed the President, who was wearing the first necktie she had given him. She asked where he had gotten the tie, and he replied: “Some girl with style gave it to me.” Later, he telephoned her at her desk and asked if she would like to see a movie. His plan was that she would position herself in the hallway by the White House Theater at a certain time, and he would invite her to join him and a group of guests as they entered. Ms. Lewinsky responded that she did not want people to think she was lurking around the West Wing uninvited. She asked if they could arrange a rendezvous over the weekend instead, and he said he would try. Records confirm that the President spent the evening of March 29 in the White House Theater. Mrs. Clinton was in Athens, Greece.
F. March 31 Sexual Encounter
On Sunday, March 31, 1996, according to Ms. Lewinsky, she and the President resumed their sexual contact. Ms. Lewinsky was at the White House from 10:21 a.m. to 4:27 p.m. on that day. The President was in the Oval Office from 3:00 to 5:46 p.m. His only call while in the Oval Office was from 3:06 to 3:07 p.m. Mrs. Clinton was in Ireland.
According to Ms. Lewinsky, the President telephoned her at her desk and suggested that she come to the Oval Office on the pretext of delivering papers to him. She went to the Oval Office and was admitted by a plainclothes Secret Service agent. In her folder was a gift for the President, a Hugo Boss necktie.
In the hallway by the study, the President and Ms. Lewinsky kissed. On this occasion, according to Ms. Lewinsky, “he focused on me pretty exclusively,” kissing her bare breasts and fondling her genitals. At one point, the President inserted a cigar into Ms. Lewinsky’s vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: “It tastes good.” After they were finished, Ms. Lewinsky left the Oval Office and walked through the Rose Garden.”
March 25th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Yikes Chris. Someone should set up a spreadsheet using Hillary’s white House schedules and the Starr Report to cross reference where Bill and Hillary were during the entire Lewinski affair. It would be salacious and tawdry as hell, and clearly I disapprove, but someone should do it anyway.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:56 am
So THAT’s what he meant by “I didn’t inhale”!
March 26th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Tampa Teachers on Today Show:
Ladies and Gentlemen, we’ve gone national on horny teachers!
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/23807041#23807041
March 26th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Tampa: America’s Next Great Horny City
March 26th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
The Mons could do an entire “Hot For Teacher” night. If Joe could get LaFave, he could probably retire on the profits.
March 26th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Joe,
Are you referring to yourself in the first person or are you and the proprietor of Mons Venus on a first name basis?
March 26th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
No. “Joe” is Joe Redner the owner of the Mons and local celeb/political candidate who always loses.
Jeeze Heidi, you need to get more informed about our local strip club entrepreneurs.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
snnaap.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I’m on a first name basis with everybody at The Scoreboard.
March 26th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Is that “everybody” or “every body,” Kyle?
March 26th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Kyle. Don’t go there.
I was with you when you went to Cheetah. You’re on a first name basis with the bouncer.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
snnaap.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
*sigh* Cheetah…