The Short List — Fri., March 28
March 28th, 2008 by Joe Bardi in The Morning Papers
Flashback Friday.
- The Hillary Deathwatch. (Don’t worry: They mean the candidate, not the person.)
- “This is like any other cover-up,†Mr. Remes said. “We’ve only scratched the surface.â€
- Recession? Probably. Depression? No way.
- Now, where did I put that high-yield nuclear warhead?
- Did the latest al-Qaeda tape give the “attack” order?
- Man found dead, full of bullet holes and laying in U.S. 19 in South St. Petersburg.
- Is there anything better than recorded phone calls involving Courtney Love?
- Hack a Mac in “two minutes flat.”
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March 28th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Does this mean I have to do an inventory of all the nuclear weapons I have in the back of my closet? Nobody from the Defense department contacted me about this.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Only if you want that $600 check from the government. It turns out that that money is conditional on the tax payer checking around the house, under the bed and in the freezer for any nukes that \\\’ol Uncle Sam might have left behind on his last visit. Ooo, check in between the couch cushions. He always loses them there.
March 28th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Comrade Joe, I know of nice man name Boris who buy what you have in couch. Offer many rubles.
March 28th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Be careful everyone: Reality Czech’s “Boris” is clearly FBI!
March 28th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
No we are in a depression. I think we have come to close to bottoming out in the markets and are on the way back up.
March 29th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Is it just me or does that newsreel announcer sound like a character from “South Park”?