The Short List — Tues., April 29
April 29th, 2008 by Joe Bardi in The Morning Papers 
Who said it? Can you match the quote to the name below?
- “… my general feeling is that the recession will be longer and deeper than most people think.”
- “I would hope that we could bring them all home. …”
- “At the heart of my approach is a simple belief. … Middle-class families are paying too much and oil companies aren’t paying their fair share to help us solve the problems at the pump.â€
- “The displays of personalities such as Barbie, Batman, Spiderman and Harry Potter… as well as the irregular importation of unsanctioned computer games and movies are all warning bells to officials in the cultural arena.”
- “It all adds up to a new level of depth for an interactive entertainment experience.”
- “Indictment should also be against Sony and Microsoft which are making this pornographic game available to minors, and openly so, on their PS3 and Xbox systems.”
- “Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. … I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”
A. Jack Thompson
B. John McCain
C. Seth Schiesel
D. A complete fucking liar Miley Cyrus
E. Warren Buffett
F. Hillary Clinton
G. Iranian Prosecutor General, Ghorban Ali Dori Najafabadi
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April 29th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I was 5/7 Joe. I mismatched the Clinton and McCain quotes. Tricky, tricky.
Miley Cyrus sucks. What are her excuses going to be when she really starts whoring it up and doing drugs?
Oh, US Weekly got it completely wrong. I’m so disappointed. They said I gave blowjobs to 30 guys at that party when it was really about 20….I think. I was so coked out of my mind I don’t really remember.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:32 am
“he said ‘longer and deeper’. Heh heh eh eh.”
April 29th, 2008 at 10:56 am
“I mismatched the Clinton and McCain quotes. Tricky, tricky.”
By design, my friend. By design. I can hardly tell those two apart these days.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Easy, one’s a militant old white dude and the other was a prisoner of war.
I would have said POW, but that could stand for P~$$4 Obama’s Whipping and might have been opaque.