A real Piece of work
June 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm by Joe BardiWho on earth would have the audacity to publish a memoir titled A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity? Why, it’s none other than Bill O’Reilly, whose tome will land in bookstores on September 23. Ironic, I know, since all things Bill-O seem anathema to literacy.
In retrospect, you should have guessed, right? Only the dean of Fox News blowhards could lack self-awareness at the level necessary to slap that title on a book jacket. A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity is a title far beyond even Hannity’s usual self-absorption.
Is there a more egotistical title possible? Some alternate possibilities:
How A Bill Became The Law
Suck My Dick, and Other Helpful Hints
I’m Right, You’re Wrong, Now Shut Up
Lord of the Loofah
A Master Debaters Guide To Whacking The Competition
Jesus Is My Brother, and Dad Loves Me More
The Sweetest Smell: My Shit
How Stupid Can You Be? I’ll Tell You …
How Can It Be ‘The Greatest Generation’ If I’m Not In It?
Drink My Tears And Be Granted Eternal Life
Fuck You And All Your Liberal Friends
And Finally …
Old Yeller
