A real Piece of work

June 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm by Joe Bardi

Who on earth would have the audacity to publish a memoir titled A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity? Why, it’s none other than Bill O’Reilly, whose tome will land in bookstores on September 23. Ironic, I know, since all things Bill-O seem anathema to literacy.

In retrospect, you should have guessed, right? Only the dean of Fox News blowhards could lack self-awareness at the level necessary to slap that title on a book jacket. A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity is a title far beyond even Hannity’s usual self-absorption.

Is there a more egotistical title possible? Some alternate possibilities:

How A Bill Became The Law

Suck My Dick, and Other Helpful Hints

I’m Right, You’re Wrong, Now Shut Up

Lord of the Loofah

A Master Debaters Guide To Whacking The Competition

Jesus Is My Brother, and Dad Loves Me More

The Sweetest Smell: My Shit

How Stupid Can You Be? I’ll Tell You …

How Can It Be ‘The Greatest Generation’ If I’m Not In It?

Drink My Tears And Be Granted Eternal Life

Fuck You And All Your Liberal Friends

And Finally …

Old Yeller

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