The Short List — Tues., June 24
June 24th, 2008 by Joe Bardi in Politics, Presidential Politics, The Morning Papers 
Greatest toy ever: The Dude (Unemployed) 8-Inch Action Figure.
- McCain adviser Charlie Black sees more dead Americans as a quality election strategy.
- Outrageous quote of the week: “I think [Obama]’s deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology.” —James Dobson, gay-hating [i.e., probably gay] Christian wackjob and founder of Focus on the Family.
- Really? Really? We’re going to talk about how Obama is on the wrong side of the “emotional” Elian Gonzalez issue? Really?
- If the Florida state budget is in such dire straights, how can we possibly afford what Time Magazine calls “the $1.75 billion deal to essentially purchase U.S. Sugar”?
- Eulogizing George Carlin.
- “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.”
- First it was those spoiled writers. Now, the Screen Actors Guild prepares to go on strike.
- R.I.P. Wilbur Hardee.
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June 24th, 2008 at 11:39 am
“The entire cast of High School Musical 3 … are also racing to complete shoots before any picket lines appear.”
OH SHIT! SAG strike now!
The Dude action figure would compliment my Big Boy bank.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Yeah, do all us over-16 Americans a favor and kill that HSM3 shit before it’s too late!
The Dude abides…
June 24th, 2008 at 11:55 am
R.I.P. Mr. Hardee.
Maybe I’ll have a Monster Thickburger today in your honor.
On second thought, scratch that. I don’t feel like having a heart attack today at age 24.