The Short List — Tues., June 24
June 24, 2008 at 8:44 am by Joe Bardi 
Greatest toy ever: The Dude (Unemployed) 8-Inch Action Figure.
- McCain adviser Charlie Black sees more dead Americans as a quality election strategy.
- Outrageous quote of the week: “I think [Obama]’s deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology.” —James Dobson, gay-hating [i.e., probably gay] Christian wackjob and founder of Focus on the Family.
- Really? Really? We’re going to talk about how Obama is on the wrong side of the “emotional” Elian Gonzalez issue? Really?
- If the Florida state budget is in such dire straights, how can we possibly afford what Time Magazine calls “the $1.75 billion deal to essentially purchase U.S. Sugar”?
- Eulogizing George Carlin.
- “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.”
- First it was those spoiled writers. Now, the Screen Actors Guild prepares to go on strike.
- R.I.P. Wilbur Hardee.
