The Short List – Wed., July 9
July 9, 2008 at 11:41 am by Wayne GarciaDamn you Joe Bardi and your evil vacations. Here’s another day of PoHo-substituting Short List, and you better believe I am taking it out on Joe’s ass when he returns. For now, here’s der Mittster during his on-air Veep tryout last night on H&C:
- Our Urban Explorer is not dead, contrary to the rumors.
- “So, Sasha, can you tell us your take on the FISA extension and whether giving the telecomms immunity makes sense in the Global War on Terrorism?”
- Ventura vs. Franken?
- “Skip? Skiiiii-iiip??Anyone seen Skip?”
- Now there’s “refrigerator journalism.”
- “Anybody moves and Pluto gets one in the haunches.”
- Debunking the pet vote myth.
- “Big … girls … don’t … smoke. Bii-iig girls, they don’t smo-oo-ooke (they don’t smoke).”
