DIG THIS!


St. Paul: Liveblogging thread is open - Welcome to the Palin Dome

September 3, 2008 at 9:01 pm by Wayne Garcia

Time to get in front of your favorite network and watch some Republican National Convention. Tonight’s speakers include America’s Mayor and America’s Favorite Alaskan Governor.

Let the games begin …


Send to a Friend:





Send to a friend:

293 Responses to “St. Paul: Liveblogging thread is open - Welcome to the Palin Dome”

  1. Wayne Garcia Says:

    God, Anderson Cooper has amazing, piercing blue eyes

  2. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Der Mittster!!! Yeah

  3. Joe Bardi Says:

    Ok, I’m here, but I don’t know how long I will be able to hold out before my head explodes and splatters my reeling mind all over the keyboard.

    I’ve had Romney on for 3 seconds and already I can feel pressure on my temples.

  4. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Mitt says Washington is liberal. We’ve had a conservative GOP president for eight years. We had conservative Republican control of Congress for a decade before the 2006 elections changed that. How realistic is it to say that our nation’s leaders for the past 12 years have been anything but conservatives and yet John McCain, who is more liberal than any of them, and who was in Congress that entire time, will bring the true conservative change that folks like Mitt Romney (I know, there is nobody like Mitt Romney) desire?

  5. Wayne Garcia Says:

    How are the Democrats the party of Big Brother? It was the GOP who brought us the Patriot Act that allows domestic spying

  6. Joe Bardi Says:

    Wayne, how did you tap into my inner monologue?

  7. Wayne Garcia Says:

    radical violent jihad!!! wow, what self-restraint that it took Mitt a few minutes before he got to that beloved phrase

  8. Wayne Garcia Says:

    My son: “I’ll tell you why oil prices are going up so much. It’s all in that dude’s hair.”

  9. alex pickett Says:

    oh wow. the USAs are here… America, fuck yeah!

  10. alex pickett Says:

    Roommate: “the faces he makes are really good.”

  11. Joe Bardi Says:

    MSNBC just had a cutaway of Joe Scarborough taking pictures with the delegates. He’s obviously way into Romney’s remarks.

  12. alex pickett Says:

    then: “ha ha ha ha!”

  13. alex pickett Says:

    look at those faces in the audience. wow, they aren’t even hiding that they are the party of rich, white people.

  14. Wayne Garcia Says:

    “Country First; Truth Second”

  15. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Republicans say Palin is a “reformed earmarker” http://www.cqpolitics.com/wmspage.cfm?docID=news-000002943925

  16. Wayne Garcia Says:

    now now, Alex, they’re all not rich

  17. Joe Bardi Says:

    I say Republicans are “Reformed Truth-tellers.”

    http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/politicalwhore/2008/09/03/st-paul-liveblogging-thread-is-open-welcome-to-the-palin-dome/#comment-36496

  18. Joe Bardi Says:

    Yeah, Wayne. They don’t all make over $5 million a year.

  19. Wayne Garcia Says:

    MSNBC has a countdown clicker:

    Palin Speaks 1:01:17
    Bardi’s head explodes 0:23:47

  20. Joe Bardi Says:

    Every time the show a crowd shot, I’m reminded of the late, great George Carlin:

    “You ever notice that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.”

  21. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Romney getting lousy reviews on MSNBC

  22. Joe Bardi Says:

    Thanks for the generous estimate on my head combustion.

  23. Joe Bardi Says:

    On CNN: Jeffrey Toobin taking apart the “media is against McCain” myth put forth by the Reps anytime a reporter asks a question that doesn’t end with the candidate’s naughty bits in the writer’s mouth.

  24. Wayne Garcia Says:

    The Huckster!!

  25. Joe Bardi Says:

    Perhaps not in so many words.

  26. Wayne Garcia Says:

    I liked Huckabee, a great natural politician

  27. Joe Bardi Says:

    Anyone else think the giant screen, though impressive, tends to minimize the speakers?

  28. Joe Bardi Says:

    Woo hoo, the media is evil!

  29. Wayne Garcia Says:

    “the elite media” has unified the GOP and all of america in support of McCain and Palin — Huckabee

    Where’s my check? — Garcia

  30. Joe Bardi Says:

    Madonna joke. Gotta love Huck.

  31. Wayne Garcia Says:

    i dont the like the video screen, it is distracting and overwhelming

  32. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Huckabee is very natural and disarming vs. Mitt’s fakeness

  33. Joe Bardi Says:

    I’d like to offer the Republicans and Democrats a deal: Reps, you guys can stop talking about how great it is that a black man was nominated for president if the Dems can stop saying they respect and honor John McCain’s service to the country and that he’s an American hero. We all agree on both these points. Can we just let them go?

    Any takers?

  34. Wayne Garcia Says:

    (gasp!) “European ideas”

  35. Joe Bardi Says:

    My God, not “scary European ideas.”

    Booo, Renaissance and Age of Enlightenment! Boooooooo!

  36. Wayne Garcia Says:

    MoveOn lied about Palin, according to PolitiFact: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/689/

  37. alex pickett Says:

    “he lifted heavy things”

  38. Joe Bardi Says:

    Heidi: “Of all the people we have seen on this god-forsaken thing, he’s the only one I’ve been able to even listen to.”

  39. Joe Bardi Says:

    Hey Wayne, they only screwed up the year. How about 1992 or 1996?

  40. alex pickett Says:

    did anyone see WALDO!!

  41. alex pickett Says:

    BONUS POINT: where’s Waldo.

  42. The Rear Admiral Says:

    This evening will require a lot of “doublethink.”

  43. Joe Bardi Says:

    God damn Huck is good. How did this fucker lose the race?

    Oh yeah, he’s so nuts Republicans thought he was unelectable.

  44. alex pickett Says:

    “these guys bought it for you” …

    and the guys in prison made it.

  45. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Huck scores heavy, despite longish patriotic shaggy dog at the end

  46. Joe Bardi Says:

    Heidi: “Sarah Palin’s voice is nails on a chalkboard.”

  47. Wayne Garcia Says:

    How did Huck lose? good question, because McCain has now appeared to become just about as conservative as Huckabee actually is. Huck was hurt by some of his spending ways as Ark. gov, and the thought that he didn’t have the national presence of a McCain. McCain also has that compelling war hero story

  48. Wayne Garcia Says:

    T. Boone on Fox News

  49. Joe Bardi Says:

    How much flair is Hannity wearing? He looks like a Friday’s waiter.

  50. Joe Bardi Says:

    Palin’s sister coming up on CNN “in a moment.”

  51. Wayne Garcia Says:

    i think she’s on PBS right now?

  52. Wayne Garcia Says:

    no, can’t be

  53. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Ann Curry on MSNBC pointing out that FLA delegation is swapping seats, putting all its women up front for Palin’s speech, as Times reported earlier today

  54. alex pickett Says:

    i love how democrats always quote Republican presidents and republicans quote
    democratic presidents. it’s so transparent.

  55. alex pickett Says:

    thanks for the geography lesson, lady

  56. Joe Bardi Says:

    Watching Cindy McCain with Palin’s daughter and the baby on MSNBC. The kids are cute. Cindy is kind of scary.

    Am I this damaged as an observer that I see a woman making funny faces at a baby and my response is vague anger and disgust?

  57. Michael Hussey Says:

    Washington Monthly has parts of Palin’s speech. She will be in attack mode.

    “Palin the CEO Mayor.”

    Hee.

    “Washington is broken… fiscal hawk… executive.” The Republican Party needs new speech writers are start balancing budgets.

  58. Michael Hussey Says:

    Whoops. Hope the link works.

    Here comes Rudy.

  59. alex pickett Says:

    uh.. Hawaii? You got room to talk about small, non-influential states…

  60. Heather Says:

    I thought she was going to come back for an encore for a second…

  61. Wayne Garcia Says:

    wow, is this slow TV in prime time

  62. Mariella Says:

    The Hawaiian Gov. tried to tell us Wasilla isn\\\’t so dinky by bragging that it has 10,000 people — like a college basketball game.

  63. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

    Proof that running one of the worst presidential campaigns in history gets you a hot speaking slot at the national convention

  64. Joe Bardi Says:

    Ok, drinks at the ready people. Everyone does a shot on a reference to 9/11.

  65. Wayne Garcia Says:

    As Wasilla goes, so goes the nation

  66. Wayne Garcia Says:

    every time he says Islamic, you have to chug what’s left in the pitcher

  67. Wayne Garcia Says:

    damn, i forgot to add left-wing media for a shot

  68. Joe Bardi Says:

    Can this “left-wing media” bull shit still hold water in the world of Fox News and talk radio? Really?

  69. Wayne Garcia Says:

    C’mon Giuliani, we’re getting thirsty here …

  70. Heather Says:

    Does the bottom of the screen on MSNBC count as a shot??

  71. Michael Hussey Says:

    Rudy bashes “left-wing media and Hollywood celebrities.” The man is orinal.

  72. Joe Bardi Says:

    MSNBC has breaking news: McCain is in da hizzy!

  73. Wayne Garcia Says:

    “Tips to a successful HR department” by Rudy Giuliani

  74. Wayne Garcia Says:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz …

  75. Joe Bardi Says:

    Michael, I’m sure that’s a typo with “orinal” but I think you actually invented the perfect word to describe Rudy. He’s an orinal.

    I have no idea what it means, but it also makes perfect sense.

  76. Heather Says:

    oops..I meant CNN

  77. Michael Hussey Says:

    Rudy: A top gan kinda guy.

  78. Joe Bardi Says:

    Wake up Wayne, or the terrorists have already won!

  79. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Breaking News: McCain arrives at convention hall; too bad we can’t say the same for Giuliani

  80. Wayne Garcia Says:

    OK, so now we see why Rudy lost.

  81. Michael Hussey Says:

    McCain stood up to special interests? On his campaign bus?

  82. Joe Bardi Says:

    Community Organizer! Ha! Working! With the community! What a fuck up, that Obama.

  83. Joe Bardi Says:

    Actually, Rudy, when Obama was voting present, Palin was giving out high school football scores on TV.

  84. Michael Hussey Says:

    Rudy making crazy hand gestures.

  85. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Ike is a Cat 3 storm heading toward So Fla http://www.wunderground.com/tropical/tracking/at200809_5day.html#a_topad

  86. alex pickett Says:

    “for president of the united states it’s not good enough to be president.”

    true. true. you got to learn how to take vacations.

  87. Joe Bardi Says:

    A few years later = 7 years.

  88. Joe Bardi Says:

    “He’s never run a city. He’s never run a state.”

    Who we talking bout Rudy, McCain or Obama?

  89. Wayne Garcia Says:

    crisis?? get ready for that shot, Heidi

  90. Mariella Says:

    Now Rudy brags about how Mayors have the right stuff to be Pres — just like the ex-Maui mayor tried to tell us.

  91. Joran Slane Says:

    “This election will be decided by the people, not the left wing media or hollywood celebrities”?

    Are they not people?

  92. Joe Bardi Says:

    Cut to Cindy McCain: “He’s good.”

  93. Joe Bardi Says:

    “And this is no time for on the job training. Now, if I may present our Vice Presidential candidate…”

  94. Joe Bardi Says:

    Give your children to John McCain. He’ll keep them safe.

    Unless they’re in the armed forces, that is. Then, they might see some danger.

  95. Michael Hussey Says:

    Rudy, I have looked at John McCain and he is not ready to be Commander-in-Chief.

  96. Joe Bardi Says:

    Fuck hope! Vote McCain!

  97. Mariella Says:

    Seriously — how can he say all that stuff about how safe we’d be in McCain’s hands, and endorse Palin being a heartbeat away from holding the country in her hands?

  98. Joran Slane Says:

    I’m amused by the old people and cowboys in this crowd compared to the young, multi-ethnic crowd at the DNC.

  99. Joe Bardi Says:

    “Drill baby drill!”

    “Please sir, may I have another!”

  100. Michael Hussey Says:

    People are shouting “oil.”

  101. Wayne Garcia Says:

    this is the scariest moment I have seen in 25 years of covering politics: “drill baby drill”

  102. Mariella Says:

    Rudy’s laughter is getting maniacal…

  103. Joran Slane Says:

    DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!!!!

  104. Wayne Garcia Says:

    say it,say it, “Islamic” “9-11″

  105. Joe Bardi Says:

    Marielle: Because he’s saying only what he thinks he needs to, to ensure his continued earning potential on the lecture circuit.

  106. Heather Says:

    Here we go with the 9-11 reference

  107. Wayne Garcia Says:

    DRINK UP!!!

  108. Michael Hussey Says:

    Rudy, the economy needs saving. Say it ain’t so.

  109. Wayne Garcia Says:

    TWO SHOTS!!

  110. Joran Slane Says:

    Look at the claw he’s making with his right hand.

  111. Reality Czech Says:

    I’ve seen several black people in the crowd. My wife points it out to me everytime the camera catches one - she is irritated that the camera pan away from them too fast

  112. Wayne Garcia Says:

    THREE SHOTS!!!

  113. Joe Bardi Says:

    All these crazy old white men. Is this really what I have to look forward to as I age?

  114. Heather Says:

    YAY! Shots all around!!

  115. Joe Bardi Says:

    This is the thing the Republicans just can’t stomach. Who won the war in Iraq: Nobody.

  116. Michael Hussey Says:

    Rudy finally mentions 9/11. About hope. Rudy told Larry King he “hopes” the surge will work, but doesn’t know. That’s strategy.

    Rudy thinks we won the war on terrorism.

  117. Joran Slane Says:

    The crowd is shaking bloody rags.

  118. Joe Bardi Says:

    Rudy thinks HE won he war on terrorism.

  119. Wayne Garcia Says:

    OK, Rudy is getting more effective as he goes, long-winded but effective

  120. Michael Hussey Says:

    Will Political Whore have the Giuliani transcript in the original German.

  121. stephen Says:

    I just turned the TV on and my paint is beginning to melt off the walls.

    What’s with the red handkerchiefs?

  122. Joe Bardi Says:

    Anyone know what happened to the countdown clock?

    Somebody get the hook for Rudy…

  123. Joe Bardi Says:

    Olbermann just started voice-overing on MSNBC and then suddenly went mute after a few words. Weird.

  124. Joe Bardi Says:

    Angry young white males chanting “USA” scare me deeply.

  125. Joe Bardi Says:

    By whose measure is Palin the most popular governor?

  126. Joe Bardi Says:

    I’m sorry, Barack, that no one lives there.

  127. Wayne Garcia Says:

    By Todd Palin’s Gubernatorial Popularity Index

  128. Rockabilly Says:

    Well, unwad your panties and press the mute button then, Bardi.

  129. Mariella Says:

    Rudy’s going on too long — the hook’s about to come out and grab his neck. An announcer broke in and the written message promises Palin momentarily.

  130. Wayne Garcia Says:

    don’t know about the red hankies but will try to find out

  131. Heather Says:

    She’s reduced government spending by cutting funding for unwed young mothers…go Sarah!

  132. Joran Slane Says:

    “Maybe they cling to religion there.” Wooooooow ….

  133. stephen Says:

    “She’s got an 80% approval rating!”

    That’s 23 people in Alaska.

  134. Mariella Says:

    Joe, that angry white chanter scared me too

  135. Michael Hussey Says:

    Rudy is veering close to Zell Miller/Pat Buchanan turf. The ratings are down for the RNC. More people watched the Dems. Fred Thompson and Joe Lieberman didn’t help ratings, last night.

  136. Wayne Garcia Says:

    The latest in Palin’s Wooten-gate: E-mails show her intense interest in former bro-in-law’s employment status http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/03/AR2008090303210_pf.html

  137. Joe Bardi Says:

    But does she have an 80% approval rating? Isn’t it 65% and falling?

  138. dw Says:

    Howdy snarksters! On the road till now. Did hear great line on POTUS 08. Announcer pointing out arrival of the Palin daughters: “I don’t mean to sound crude, but it’s easy to figure out which one’s Bristol.”

  139. Wayne Garcia Says:

    “scrappy, mocking, tough” — Katie Couric on Rudy’s speech

  140. Joe Bardi Says:

    Game time.

  141. dw Says:

    woohoo

  142. Wayne Garcia Says:

    Where’s the Palin video???

  143. Joe Bardi Says:

    First moment of genuine excitement I’ve seen at the RNC so far.