Headline of the century: the “genital smeller” beating
December 17, 2008 at 12:19 pm by Wayne GarciaFrom the TCPalm website (which covers small dailies down in Stuart and Port St. Lucie):
Port St. Lucie police seek warrant for alleged beater of genital smeller
The story, by a reporter I met back in the 1980s when he was a grad student at UF, tells a sordid tale of suspected infidelity, genital CSI’ing and (finally) violence:
PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.
The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.
The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom “to display his penis to her so that she can smell it,” the report states.
h/t to my buddy Sean
