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Take back our stadium names: No more St. Pete Times Forum, Raymond James Stadium or Tropicana Field

I was poking around the Internet this morning, reading about last night’s Phish show in Mansfield, MA., when something hit me. The author kept referring to the concert’s venue, The Comcast Center, by its pre-sponsorship name of Great Woods. I started thinking about the big-three Bay area sports venues and their old names, and now I’m thinking about ditching the corporate sponsorship names too. I have my reasons, and they are as follows:

Building: That big stadium with red seats on Dale Mabry where they play football
Corporate sponsorship name: Raymond James Stadium
Old-school handle: Tampa Stadium. OK, technically it’s always been Raymond James Stadium, but it was built next door to, and replaced, Tampa Stadium.
Reason to switch back: It’s The Great Recession folks, and you want some investment bankers slapping their logo feces all over the local altar to the biggest sport in America? (On a personal note: I think Raymond James had a hand in the Loaf 401(k) program last year. Fell free to label me bitter in the comments.) Tampa Stadium is an excellent name, a simple-but-solid description of the place the moniker represents. Tampa Stadium sounds tough. Not to many players want to travel to Tampa Stadium, a blistering sand pit where opposing teams get the life suffocated out of them. Raymond James Stadium, on the other hand, is the type of place that sees cash from the hometown squad’s retirement account vanish quarterly for as long as they’re in the league.

Cross-posted from The Daily Loaf. To read the rest, go to Take back our stadium names: No more St. Pete Times Forum, Raymond James Stadium or Tropicana Field.

Sen. Arlen Specter switches to Democratic Party

In what could be huge news out of Washington, Senator Arlen Specter (R) has announced that he’s switching parties, and will run for re-election to the Senate in 2010 as a Democrat instead of as a Republican. From Sen. Spector’s statement:

Since my election in 1980, as part of the Reagan Big Tent, the Republican Party has moved far to the right. Last year, more than 200,000 Republicans in Pennsylvania changed their registration to become Democrats. I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans.

When I supported the stimulus package, I knew that it would not be popular with the Republican Party. But, I saw the stimulus as necessary to lessen the risk of a far more serious recession than we are now experiencing.

Since then, I have traveled the State, talked to Republican leaders and office-holders and my supporters and I have carefully examined public opinion. It has become clear to me that the stimulus vote caused a schism which makes our differences irreconcilable. On this state of the record, I am unwilling to have my twenty-nine year Senate record judged by the Pennsylvania Republican primary electorate. I have not represented the Republican Party. I have represented the people of Pennsylvania.

I have decided to run for re-election in 2010 in the Democratic primary.

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Fox’s Shepard Smith: “We do not fucking torture!”

Anchor Shepard Smith, Fox News’ lone quasi-sane newsperson melted down on the air last night during a discussion of torture and the government’s role in authorizing it. Shep’s T-shirt worthy quote:

“We are America! I don’t give a rats ass if it helps! We do not fucking torture!”

Can you really blame Shep for losing his cool? He’s surrounded by sycophants and morons of the worst kind. (Hello, Hannity!) I couldn’t take the studio tour at Fox News without losing my cool and getting Tazered by security.

On a side note, the banging on the desk was a nice touch. Video after the break …

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St. Petersburg Times wins two Pulitzer Prizes

By Joe Bardi and Wayne Garcia

The top editors knew on Friday, but the rest of the staff weren’t clued until earlier today. By 3 p.m., however, the newsroom at the St. Petersburg Times was filled with reporters and editors awaiting the formal announcement of the news: the Times had picked up two Pulitzer Prizes.

It is a gigantic coup and shot in the arm for Florida’s largest daily. Although the paper has won the award in the past (most recently for Jeff Good’s editorials in 1995 and Tom French’s feature writing in 1998), winning two in one year was unprecedented for it. The two awards: one for national coverage for its Politifact.com fact-checking website and the other for feature writing for Lane DeGregory’s “The Girl in the Window.”

They are the seventh and eights Pulitzers for the Times. (Here’s a full list of them.)

The Times John Barry was also a finalist for the feature writing award. And former prominent Times reporter David Barstow, now a staple at The New York Times, won a Pulitzer for his work exposing how former generals and other military leaders pimp themselves out as TV and media “experts” while still getting talking points from the DOD.

The newsroom celebrated with champagne and cake. We congratulate the Times on a job well done. After all, one Pulitzer is golden, but two in one day? Incredible!

Here is the Times‘ own Eric Deggans’ coverage. And for the full disclosuristas among us, let’s put on the record that Times‘ CEO, president, top editor etc. Paul Tash is a member of the Pulitzer Board, although no board member is allowed to judge their own newspaper’s work.

For a complete list of this year’s Pulitzer Prize winners, go here.

Scott Wagman’s money in the bank

St. Pete mayoral candidate Scott Wagman raked in the bucks during the first quarter of this year. Per a press release from his office (the complete text is after the jump), the candidate brought in $74,097.25, with 90% of the contributors being local. Not bad for a guy who was virtually unknown just a few months ago.

UPDATE: Fund-raising numbers for all the candidates appeared toay. As Mr. Schorsch points out in the comments, it’s not fair or balanced of me not to include the others in this post. So, after the jump you’ll now find Wagman’s press release and a rundown of all the candidates finances …

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“Joe the Plumber” is a moron

Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher — John McCain’s go-to guy during the presidential campaign anytime ol’ Mac needed to stand beside someone nuttier than he was — is making some waves at the annual CPAC gathering. Here’s the video:

I’m confused. Was Joe ever in the military? I find no record of his service, yet he’s such a booster that he feels shooting congresspeople is OK if they dis the troops. (And let’s be honest: Can you name ANY elected official who has been stupid enough to say something derogatory about the military and remained in office? Yeah, me neither.)

And another question for Joe: If you’re so gung-ho for America’s armed forces, why not join up and do some good? I hear we’re going to send another 17,000 husbands/wives/sons/daughters to Afghanistan in the coming months. Perhaps you’d like to enlist and join our fighting men and women on the front lines? It’s put up or shut up time, Joe. Enlist. Or, if you choose not to, please seek counseling. There’s clearly some violence in you that needs to be addressed.

The Short List: Auto Bailout now up to $34 billion

We end the week with the gift that keeps on giving: The George W. Bush victory tour. In this clip from a few days ago, Bush tries to get in line with some soldiers and gets awkwardly shut out. Have a good weekend, everyone.

The Short List: Mumbai terrorists high on Coke and LSD

It was only a matter of time before major stars joined forces to produce Prop 8 — The Musical.

The Short List: Jeb Bush for Senate?

I don’t normally post sports clips, but for this one I’ll make an exception. From the Pittsburgh-New England game from last weekend, here is Steelers safety Ryan Clark absolutely demolishing Patties wide receiver Wes Welker. (Expect a fine to be handed down by the NFL any second now.)  Give Wes some props; he managed to walk off under his own power.

The Short List: Obama unveils foreign policy team

If you haven’t already, I highly recommend checking out Talking Points Memo’s “The Day in 100 Seconds.” It’s amazing how many video clips can be crammed into a minute-forty.

The Short List: India on red alert

Ah, the holidays:  A time to reflect. A time to show one’s love and affection for your fellow humans. A time to — Whoa! Are those discounted X-box 360s? Unhand that box or I will kill you!!!!

The Short List: Let the bargain hunting begin

Easily the most disturbing moment of yesterday’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade was the live Rickrolling of the audience. And is that a blue penis in the opening part? I thought this was a family show!

The Short List: Robert Gates to stay Secretary of Defense

Ralph Nader ran for president again this year. Ralph Nader barely registered at the polls again this year. I blame Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.

The Short List: Obama ecomomic team taking shape

Slow news week: At the risk of going back to the SNL well once too often, here’s Andy Sandberg as Rahmbo, a Web-only offering from NBC.

The Short List: Obama plans huge stimulus package

We’re kicking off Thanksgiving week in style with SNL’s “turkeys on the run” skit from over the weekend. Enjoy.

The Short List: Sarah Palin caught in Thanksgiving horror!

I was originally going to go with the hilarious “nobody wants to shake Bush’s hand” video from a few days ago, but then I saw Sarah Palin soon to be infamous Turkey Interview. Warning! This gets kind of gross.

The Short List: How Obama Got Elected

This blatant rip-off of Leno’s “Jaywalking” segment is making some waves this week. Remember, the Republicans think that if you voted for Obama you’re stupid but if you voted for Bush twice you’re a great American, so maybe take their opinion with a grain of salt. (Oh, and the related Zogby poll is pure hogwash.)

The Short List: Obama on 60 Minutes = ratings gold

Turns out that President-Elect Barack Obama can still pack ‘em in post-election. His appearance Sunday on 60 Minutes netted the news show its highest ratings in nine years.

The Short List: Obama’s a 21st-century kind of guy

The President-Elect put a modern-day spin on the old radio address to the nation by becoming the first President (or soon-to-be President) to post their radio address straight to YouTube.

The Short List: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton?

The new James Bond flick Quantum of Solace hits theaters today and it’s said to be action-packed. Check out the CL review here, and get your game face on with the video for the theme song, performed by Alicia Keys and Jack White.

The Short List: Green is the new red, white and blue

Here’s an interesting clip of Thomas Friedman talking about the green revolution. (Oh, and hardcore pushing his new book, Hot, Flat and Crowded.) Interesting how he castigates the right for the language they used to demonize “green,” but then segues into thoughts on how to better talk to those same folks. I’m wondering, if someone thinks that not living in their own shit is sissy and “European,” why bother talking to that moron at all?

Obama’s inner circle speaks

I’m a little late with this, but here is a clip from last week’s 60 Minutes featuring correspondent Steve Croft interviewing key Obama staffers David Axelrod, David Plouffe, Robert Gibbs and Anita Dunn. The interview is notable because it catches these people exhausted and emotionally drained mere hours after Obama’s triumphant victory speech in Grant Park.

The Short List: McCain says leave Sarah Palin alone

What would The Matrix have been like if the machines were Windows users? Click play to find out (and watch out for the paper clip!)

The Short List: Obama meets with Bush

I don’t know which is better: Joe Scarborough saying “fuck you” live on MSNBC or Mike Barnacle’s mouth-agape expression right after it happens. Keep up the good work, Joe.

The Short List: Obama used to be funny

Bill Maher is worried that an Obama administration isn’t going to very funny. After seeing this video of Obama roasting his now Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel back in 2005, I think we might see a few laughs ahead.

The Short List: Good bye Buddy Johnson

Thank God NBC finally got around to posting “Giraffes!”, the hilarious skit/mini-movie that ran on last weekend’s Saturday Night Live. That was the same night as the “John McCain on QVC” skit. That was very funny. This is so bizarre it’s transcendent.

The Short List: Hey Hillsborough elections workers, the files are in the computer

CNN went all Star Wars on viewers election night with Princess Leia stand-in Jessica Yellin reporting via hologram. (Where was Admiral Ackbar??) Help us Barack Obama, you’re our only hope!

Election Night Wrap-Up

The 2008 election lived up to the hype, and proved to be the most historic and exciting election in a generation (if not more). It was a hectic night, but we at CL kept you up to speed with constant dispatches from around the Bay area. If you missed it, or just want to relive the excitement one more time, here are our greatest hits from last night:

And finally: What did you think of our coverage? What can we do better in the future? Sound off in the comments section. And thanks for reading!

(Photo by Alex Pickett.)

The Short List: President Barack Obama

Last night, Sen. Barack Obama defeated Sen. John McCain and was elected the 44th President of the United States. He then delivered the following speech to the incredible crowd in Chicago’s Grant Park. Here’s looking forward to the next four years …

Election Central: Obama Wins It!

(Photo credit: Bobster1985)

This is the launchpad for all CL election coverage. The Loaf staff has fanned out across the Bay area to keep eyes and ears locked on voting sites, candidate rallies, election parties and spontaneous outpourings of joy/grief in the streets. Keep it locked here all day and night. And if you haven’t already, get out there and vote! Download and print our ballot guides here.

1:47 A.M.: Brian Blair well behind challenger Kevin Beckner as vote tabulating stalls in Hillsborough County, in a battle for better conservation and dignity for LGBT residents.

1:01 A.M.: One last thing. Just got this text message: “We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion to this campaign. All of this happened because of you. Thanks, Barack.” I’m not worthy …

1:00 A.M.: I’ve just been taking it all in for the last hour. History. Amazing. Now, I’m going to fall asleep watching the replay of Comedy Central’s Indecision ‘08, which I missed the first time around. Good night all.

12:05 P.M.: Obama speaking now.

11:46 P.M.: Wayne reporting in from the Beckner party: “Phyllis Busansky was just here and she said it’s a slow process counting the Hillsborough votes. Officials are having to bring the machines in from precincts to do the job.” Garcia characterized Beckner as “real unhappy with the situation.”

11:44 P.M.: Obama set to speak around midnight EST.

11:30 P.M.: David Warner reports the streets of Ybor resounding with cheers of “OBAMA! OBAMA!”

11:28 P.M.: McCain closes a classy concession speech. I think McCain did his best work this campaign in the last five days.

11:18 P.M.: McCain concedes!

11:16 P.M.: NBC calls Florida for Obama.

11:10 P.M.: Leilani checks in, in between parties in St. Pete.

11:07 P.M.: Results from the other big race: Calrissian vs. Palpatine.

11:06 P.M.: We’re popping a bottle of Champaign here at Election Central.

11:00 P.M.: Obama called the winner by NBC!

10:51 P.M.: NBC hints they will call the election at 11 p.m.!

10:50 P.M.: David Warner reports in from the Kevin Beckner election party in Ybor.

Plus: News from earlier in the day and that fancy MSNBC voting widget thingy we’re trying out are after the jump.

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At the Beckner election party

David Warner reports in from Kevin Beckner’s party at Gaspar’s Grotto in Ybor City:

“The mood is jubilance with an undercurrent of jitters. Both cmpaign manager Mitch Kates and Beckner’s most active volunteer Mark Nash, are wondering out loud why so many precincts have still not been counted. But it hasn’t stopped lots of people from hugging Beckner, congratulating him, and saying this is an historic night and this changes everything.”

Live (sort of) from the Marriott

The PoHo reports in on local races from the Obama victory party in Tampa:
By 9:30 p.m., the crowd at the official Barack Obama Florida party at the Tampa Marriott Waterside in downtown had swelled to about 300-400 revelers, most jubilant, a few still anxious. Each state that goes for Obama on the giant screen TV of CNN brings a wave of cheers and chants of “Yes We Can. Yes We Can.”

Florida’s leading Democrat, CFO Alex Sink, has been here from the start, giving media interviews and brushing aside my question about whether she will run for Governor in 2010. “It depends on what our current governor does,” she said.

Other leading Tampa Democrats in the house included: former Plant City Mayor John Dicks; former state Sen. Les Miller and his wife, Tampa City Councilwoman Gwen Miller; and Tampa City Councilman John Dingfelder.

More of David Warner’s interviews from the Marriott:

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Report from the Marriott

Here’s Online Producer Stephen Hammill’s video from the Obama party at the Waterside Marriott.

An election party report

This in from Taylor Eason @ 8:35 P.M.:

Assembled at 7:30 p.m., small get together at Noelleís house in Hyde Park. Lots of alcohol and food.

Steven: British citizen, college professor, 46, non-voting but quite left leaning. Obama is actually too right wing for him.

Laura: Democrat since college, transit consultant, 33

John: Republican, IT architect, 49, Brazilian expatriate who has voted Republican since he became a citizen

Noelle: Democrat, dental account manager, 36, life long

Taylor: Independent, wine columnist, 39, used to be registered Republican, changed ìpartiesî last year. Voted Obama.

Andy:  Registered Republican whole voting life, benefits broker, 43, voted Democrat and considers himself a staunch independent

8:10 p.m. Obama is sweeping the northeast and is ahead in Florida. Hillsborough leans McCain. Collective groan. John screams “Mac is Back!” and we all groan again.

The frickin’ map on CNN is unbelievable.

Part 2:

We’re bored… we’re talking about the freaky neighbor (in every sense of the word) who just got laid, I mean married after dating the guy 4 months…. holy shit… Pennsylvania just went Obama! John is crossing his arms and looks pissed.

John celebrates Georgia’s McCain-ness… he’s moving to a red state.

8:45 p.m.: Republican John announces he’ll pay for everyone to eat at Boizao if McCain wins. We all just changed parties…

Photo: the map guy on CNN who looks like he’s had a stroke.

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Behind the scenes at Tampa’s Obama party

David Warner interviews a Marriott employee on her past experience with big nights like this.

More from the Marriott:

St. Pete polls getting crowded again

This in from Alex Pickett @ 5:50 p.m. (All photos by Alex):

It’s the final hour, folks. And the polls are starting to fill up again in St. Pete as people stop by after work. Those Obama supporters are now lining the main roads to polling places, most notably Fourth Street North. And the honking … just .. won’t … stop.

The whole afternoon was fairly quiet — except at St. Pete’s Obama HQ.

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Signs point to McCain

This filed by Alex Pickett @ 3:40 p.m.:

Who are those McCain sign wavers?

For the last few weeks, a handful of impassioned McCain supporters have been waving signs at Fourth Street and 38th Avenue in St. Petersburg. It began with just two older people on the northwest corner and as Election Day grew closer, expanded to the other corners.

Today, about a dozen McCain supporters are waving signs at the intersection. I talked with with two sign wavers, Jeni Longino and Larry Sharer. They’ve held down the corner since 10 a.m. Their arms hurt, but they were smiling and giddy.

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Guerilla Art (for Obama)

This in @ 1:15 p.m. from Alex Pickett:

Crescent Lake, 8 a.m.

Voting in St. Pete going well

UPDATE @ 3 p.m.: “The day is growing darker and the lines, well, the lines at most polling places I’ve been to in St. Pete are non-existent. Poll workers say that’s normal for other elections,  but this is supposed to be an extraordinary election. Are all the voters working day jobs and plan to slam the polls after 5 p.m.? Or were the pundits wrong about the highest election turnout in 40 years?”

This in at 12:45 p.m. from Staff Writer Alex Pickett:

“It’s an overcast, chilly day in St. Pete — perfect for standing outside your voting place. There are only half-hour to an hour waits at most St. Pete poll places I’ve been to. After the morning rush, which saw hour to two hour wait times, many of the sign wavers have taken a lunch break, too. Interesting fact for would-be voters this afternoon: Voters are telling me if your address on your I.D. does not match, that’s OK if you are at the polling place of your registered address (make sense?). A few poll workers didn’t understand this and some people had some trouble where I voted, but everything was eventually worked out.

On the streets, there’s a lot of traffic and a lot of McCain sign wavers. Where are the Obama people?”

Four-hour lines at USF

CL Soundboard guru Franki Weddington is reporting four-hour wait times to vote at the USF Marshall Center.

“They said that part of the problem is that people are taking a really long time because they don’t know anything about the amendments they are voting on. Poll workers are going around and handing out descriptions of all the amendments. Most people brought friends and newspapers. Fortunately I brought a crossword. I’ve been in line for 45 minutes and I’ve moved 10 feet. People are squatting, sitting down, hanging out. It seems like everyone is pretty resigned and happy. I’m surprised at how little bitching I’ve heard. People just expected this I guess.”

UPDATE: Franki called in just before 2:15 p.m. to report she had finally finished voting, and it ended up taking only (!) about two and a half hours. The lines are still long, but the officials at the Marshall Center were brining in more privacy booths to augment the paltry 15 they had at the beginning of the day.

They said it

Great quotes from Election Day ‘08:

“Either way, they’re gonna burn things. Either in celebration or anger. Look at Philadelphia.” Middle-aged white guy at Tiny Tap Tavern in SoHo watching Fox News coverage of the election, as reported by Wade Tatangelo.

“You know, Alex, our country is in really bad shape and I really think the black guy can fix it. I can’t vote, but in my heart, I’m voting for Obama.” — my 84-year-old grandmother (voting registration confusion caused her to miss the registering deadline)

“I certainly don’t think he speaks for the residents of Hills­borough County. I think he speaks for the demons in his head.” —Mitch Kates on David Caton, notorious gay-baiter whose robo-calls to Hillsborough voters attempt to raise fears about county commission candidate Kevin Beckner. Kates is Beckner’s campaign manager.

“Record voter turnout!” — Barista at downtown St. Pete Starbucks, when asked what the response had been to the chain’s Election Day free-coffee promotion. Several members of St. Pete’s homeless population were taking advantage of the offer this morning, though it was not clear whether they’d voted.

“I don’t think he really voted for it. I think he said that he voted for it but in the privacy of the booth, he voted against it- Its called the ‘Elton John Effect’” — Commenter Tim on St. Pete Times report about Gov. Crist announcing he voted Yes on Amendment 2.

“Everyone coming out of their polling place smiles and sighs before walking to their car. I mean, everyone.” —Staff Writer Alex Pickett reporting on polling locations in St. Pete.

“Can you believe it? I’m giddy with relief!” —Scott Walterman, morning anchor on XM Radio’s POTUS08, breathlessly commenting on the fact that Election Day 08 had finally arrived. POTUS is XM’s all-presidential-race, all-the-time channel. (As reported by Editor David Warner.)

Check back for updates throughout the day!

You voted? How’d it go?

I cast my ballot last week. So did Wayne Garcia. Now it’s your turn. Did you vote today? How did it go? Where did you vote? Did they have enough personel and voting machines? Was there a long line? Let us know in the comment section.

Vote for Benson

This just in from food critic Brian Ries, manning CL’s Sarasota office today:

“Nope, it’s not photoshopped. Republican Laura Benson is running for state house in Sarasota’s district 69 against incumbent Keith Fitzgerald (D). Her campaign has been marked by numerous attack ads (Keith is responsible for your high gas prices!) and a little scandal involving a few Tampa Republicans with ties to Benson’s campaign manager backing a pretend Green Party spoiler candidate (http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20081103/BREAKING/811030226?Title=Testy_race_winding_down).

But this … this is just art for arts sake. Someone took the time to measure her big, roadside campaign signs and produce a full-color cut-out head of Robert Guillaume to tack onto Laura Benson’s hateful melon. Benson. Get it?”

The Short List: The nation votes!

Tonight’s the night! After two frickin’ years of Barack and McCain, Hillary and Huckabee, “bitter” and “you betcha!,” it’s finally election day. Get out there an vote! Your country needs you. In the meantime, here’s NBC’s great Chuck Todd on what to look for after the polls close.

The Short List: Obama up 4 in Florida

You’ve got to hand it to John McCain: The Senator’s appearance on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live was by far the funniest appearance by any candidate this election season. (Note to Hulu: Post “Giraffes” now!)

Early Voting Pinellas: Deborah Clark can suck it

Fuck Deborah Clark. The Pinellas County Supervisor of Elections has proven herself incompetent this election cycle. Unless two hour wait times to vote are your idea of a job well done. In that case, you must be a Republican with voter suppression on his mind, because under no other objective evaluation could what is currently going on at at the three (THREE!) sites for early voting in Pinellas County be called a success.

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The Short List: Lil’ Opie Richie Cunningham represents for Obama

Ron Howard wants Barack Obama to win so badly that he was willing to complete sacrifice his dignity and make the following video. Way to go, Opie. Happy Halloween everyone!

Joe The Plumber out on a call?

The Short List: Barack goes all Billy Mays on us

Barack Obama aired his half-hour “Obama Infomercial” as the candidate called it on last night’s Daily Show. (Time called it a “mini-convention six days before the election.”) The production leaned heavily on tug-at-the-heartstrings profiles of “real Americans” and some very specific policy proposals. In case you missed it:

The Short List: Florida early voting hours extended

Palm Beach, Fl. Fifth-grader and aspiring reporter Damon Weaver interviews Joe Biden, asking the veep candidate what it is that a VP actually does. He likes Biden’s answer enough to declare them officially “homeboys.”

The Short List: One of the great secretaries of state in history

A senior moment for the GOP presidential candidate. It’s George Schultz. George P. Schultz, John.

The Short List: You betcha Sarah Palin was in Tampa!

Meet Vlad and his pal Boris. These gentlemen are from Russia (perhaps) and they have prepared a musical ode to Sarah Palin. Quote the musicians: “Hello Sarah Palin we wrote this song for you because we see you from Russia! Plz respond to our emails!! We like to hear from you!!”

Is Barack Obama an American?

Both my parents are lifelong Republicans who plan to vote for John McCain. Being raised by lifelong Reps, I took their beliefs as my own until I was into my 20s. (This was not a big positive for my social life in college.) I voted for Dole in 1996. (Yes, I can’t believe it either.) I voted for Bush in 2000 — a decision that has inspired nothing but shame since. In the early 2000s, my eyes opened to the world outside of the Conservative bubble and I didn’t like what I saw. Cribbing from Carlin, I now tell people that I was a Republican until I reached the Age of Reason.

Though we don’t “fight” about politics anymore, I still have “discussions” with my folks over the news of the day. This morning, during one such “discussion,” my mother brought up Barack Obama’s questionable citizenship. In fairness to her, she wasn’t insisting that Obama was a commie from Indonesia or other such nonsense. Apparently, there are lawsuits pending over the matter, and she asking me what I knew about it so she could form a more well-rounded opinion on the subject. Truth is, I hadn’t looked into Obama’s citizenship in months as I thought this was settled.

It isn’t.

In the last week or so, conservative radio has picked up the Obama “faked birth certificate” story and run with it. Limbaugh has even gone so far as to suggest that Obama’s trip to see his dying grandmother is really about fixing his birth certificate problem. Michael Savage is spewing similar bile across the airwaves. The story hasn’t gained mainstream traction (primarly because it’s ridiculous), but it’s percolating under the surface.

So, I did some research and wrote the following e-mail. (Yes, I really send e-mail like this to my parents.) I’m posting it here because I assume there are many young people out there who are having similar conversations with your parents or relatives who are McCain voters, and the following information might be useful to you. Enjoy!

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The Short List: Barack Obama up 7 in Florida

Will Farrell turned up on the Thursday edition of SNL, reprising his role as the strategerizer in chief. In this clip, Dubya meets with Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin and gives John McCain an uncomfortable endorsement. Interesting how with less than two weeks to go until the election, SNL is really out of material on the subject. Though amusing, this is the least of the Fey-Palin appearances. Still, it has its moments. Enjoy.

The Short List: John McCain with 1-point lead in Florida

John Stewart continues his fine work this election season with this bit on candidates pandering to baseball fans in Florida and Pennsylvania. What looks like a clear win for McCain soon turns into a draw, and it’s all thanks to Sarah Palin.

Great quote

The New Republic has been asking people “How will America change as a result of the economic downturn?” I was checking out yesterday’s entry by Michael Lind, a Whitehead Senior Fellow at the New America Foundation and director of its American Infrastructure Initiative, when I hit the following statement:

The emerging system might be called “lemon corporatism.” A managerial state dominated by oligopolies and monopolies, where government encourages employer paternalism as an alternative to public welfare spending, would resemble contemporary Japan and the dystopian America of “Rollerball.”

Priceless. The rest of the essay is also worth reading.

Live Blogging the debates now open

Live blogging is now open. I’m going to go eat some dinner and I’ll be back with some pre-show “Great Moments in Debating History” in a little while.

Please feel free to fight amongst yourselves for a few minutes …

I’m back, and here we go with Great Moments in Debating History:

What if Kitty was raped and murdered?

McCain to attend debate

Sen. John McCain has announced he will be attending tonight’s debate after all. I guess he got tired screwing up the economic bailout, grabbed a nap and upon waking realized that skipping the debate would be campaign suicide. Good to see McCain’s not suicidal.

As a reminder, we’ll be live blogging the debate tonight starting at 8 p.m. (Perhaps you’ve noticed our snazzy countdown clock at top-right.)

Be there or be John McCain square.

Debate live blogging still on

You didn’t think the McCain campaign’s little ploy would shut down the CL live blogging of the debates, did you? Not a chance! Tomorrow night at about 8 p.m. we’ll be opening a thread and hammering away at the candidates and the issues during the first presidential debate of the 2008 election season. Or we’ll be yakking about the most interesting town hall meeting of the campaign. Who knows, maybe even Bob Barr will make an appearance? No matter the news between now and then, bring your wit and wisdom to PoHo blog tomorrow night and let the debate begin!

Be there … or be McCain.

Presidential Debate Live Blogging Alert

Faithful PoHo readers will note the addition of a countdown clock at the top-right of the blog. The tick-tock is counting down to CL’s live blogging of first presidential debate between Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John McCain. The debate is scheduled to begin this Fri., Sept. 26, at 9 p.m., and we’ll have a thread open for live blogging before, during and after the main event. Expect something similar to what we did for both party’s conventions, with participants adding color commentary, instant fact-checking and the analysis with attitude that you can only get from Creative Loafing.

If you can’t make it on Friday, fear not faithful reader: We’ll be also be live blogging the other debates (two additional presidential debates, one V.P. debate), giving you four chances to add your voice to the animated conversation surrounding one of the most exciting presidential elections in American history.

Hope to see you Friday!

Lipstick on a pig

“Did he really call her a pig!??!” That’s the question flying around the Internet today. Only in a society this sexist could a male presidential candidate refer to a female office-seeker with the phrase “I think they put some lipstick on a pig.” Shame on you … John McCain.

My favorite part of the “Palin — The Other White Meat” controversy is that the Republicans anger is entirely misdirected. With the “pig” comment, Obama is referencing the McCain campaign’s switch from “experience” to “change” as their talking point of the week. If you take the time to listen to the 47 second clip, you can see that. However, if you choose to willfully misunderstand Obama and want to stretch his words into a personal comment about his opponents, I think it’s fair to say that Palin is the “lipstick,” and it’s actually ol’ Johnny Mac who is the porker.

But it has been fun today watching the McCain campaign gin up phony outrage. Then again, what did you expect from a pig but a grunt?

Live blogging the RNC now open

Final night of the Republican’s big show. Last night was by far the best of the convention, nabbing huge ratings and keeping the chattering class buzzing. Tonight, the main event. Sen. John S. McCain takes the stage to make the case for why you should vote for him.

What do you think of tonight’s festivities? Sound off in the comment section.

And now your pre-Live Blogging entertainment

 John Stewart cut the hypocrites to ribbons this week in an excellent Daily Show segment on the media’s response to Sarah Palin. Enjoy. Live Blogging in 15 minutes…

Palin vs. Obama: On the records

While watching last night’s festivities at the Republican National Convention, I found myself coming back again and again to three distinct storylines floated by the speakers. The first is the obvious “Rah Rah McCain” story, which is quite easy to pull off when the candidate in question spent 5-and-a-half years being tortured harshly questioned by the North Vietnamese. Besides all that, there were the dual attacks of “Obama is not qualified to be president due to his youth and inexperience” and “Sarah Palin is a tough Washington outsider, a ‘hockey mom’ who loves her family, hates abortion and is out to clean up Washington just like she did Alaska!”

Here’s what The Washington Post’s excellent media critic Tom Shales said about Palin’s acceptance speech:

“If the Republicans win the presidential election in November, it may well be said that they won it last night — the night that John McCain’s brilliantly screwy choice for a running mate changed from laughing stock to national star.”

Somewhat predictably I’m afraid, those second two storylines and what Shales wrote are complete bullshit.

Here’s the truth: If Obama loses, it’s because he didn’t have the balls to stand up for his impressive record in the face of vacant Republican attacks.

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Obama Picks Biden

The text message went out at 3:26 a.m. “Barack has chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3 p.m. Eastern on www.barackobama.com. Spread the word.”

We’ll have much more on the Democratic ticket on Monday.

As for that text message, the Obama campaign blew a prime opportunity. By sending the message at 3:26 a.m., they gauranteed that the recipients would almost all be asleep. Had they sent it on Friday, say right before lunch on the east coast, they would have caused a ruckus throughout offices across the country. My guess is that was the original plan, but the campaign didn’t want to knock John “I don’t know how many houses I own” McCain from the headlines.

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The Short List has moved

Faithful readers please note: The Short List has moved. Starting this morning, my daily roundup of news and happenings will make a new home on CL’s latest and greatest blog, The Daily Loaf. You can view today’s List here.

See you on The Daily Loaf!

The Short List — Tues., Aug. 19

A fitting video of the arrival of Fay, a storm we in the CL Weathercenter 4000 find highly suspect. Stay dry, folks.

And in non-storm news:

The Short List — Mon., Aug. 18

Today’s feature presentation: Baracky II. (Which somehow uses Rocky III as its inspiration, skipping Rocky II entirely.)

The Short List — Fri., Aug. 15

Obama does a little social work, helping care for — and foster a sense of community in — a certain elderly gentleman. Have a good weekend everyone.

The Short List — Thurs., Aug. 14

Let’s check in with our friends at Fox News. The first 2:30 of this clip are maddening, but then Alan Colmes (yeah, Colmes, really) flips the script on his conservative cohorts, leading to much stammering, yelling and Sean Hannity’s contention that McCain’s time as a POW gives him a free pass on marital infidelity.

The Short List — Wed., Aug. 13

With 83 days until the election, NBC’s great Chuck Todd breaks down the electoral math.

The Short List — Tues., Aug. 12

When is martial law permissible in the U.S.? For one Arkansas town, the answer is “right now!”

The Short List — Mon., Aug. 11

Olympic fever and the dull days of August have slowed real news to a trickle. Sports Illustrated has a list of the 25 best sports videos (that contain no actual sports) on YouTube. Here is #1. (Warning: Not for the kids.)

The Short List — Fri., Aug. 8

Move On goes after McCain with an ad reminiscent of the Jim Davis “empty chair” ads that helped deliver Florida to Crist in 2006. Enjoy, and have a good weekend, everyone.

The Short List — Thurs., Aug 7

Obama clarifies and defends his energy policy proposals in this contentious interview in Nevada with Jon Ralston.

The Short List — Wed., Aug. 6

Some deft footwork by Obama in Ohio yesterday. Someone in the crowd heckles, and Obama has the person lead the crowd in the Pledge of Allegiance.

The Short List — Tues., Aug. 5

As the debate over “The Surge” continues, here’s a look at Baghdad from a journalist who actually lives there.

The Short List — Thurs., July 31

By now you’ve probably heard the punditry talking about McCain’s latest crazy negative attack. Here it is:

The Short List — Wed., July 30

This is a new video from Good magazine that boils down the history of the planet (but mostly of oil and food prices) since the dawn of civilization — all in about four minutes.

The Short List — Tues., July 29

Here’s a sneak peak of the movie everyone (especially angry conservatives looking to score political points) will be talking about this fall. Presenting the first trailer for Oliver Stone’s W.

The Short List — Mon., July 28

Sure, it seems like the McCain campaign is already desperate and fading. But remember, sometimes it’s better to be lucky than smart.

The Short List — Fri., July 25

And so we bring the week to a close in style, with a little game of “Bush or Batman?” Have a good weekend everyone.

The Short List — Thurs., July 24

McCain insists he was right when he said The Surge led to the Anbar Awakening, despite the fact that the Awakening happened in 2006 and The Surge happened in 2007.

The Short List — Wed., July 23

It’s not so much that Bush says Wall Street got drunk and now has a hangover that stings. It’s that he brought the alcohol to the party in the first place.

The Short List — Tues., July 22

Work got you down? The state of world keeping you up at night? Are stress and anxiety eating you alive? Have I got the solution for you:

The Short List — Mon., July 21

Obama’s weekend tour of Afghanistan (as shown in this AP video) seems to have gone well. And check that standing-o he gets from the troops.

The Short List — Fri., July 18

Study hard kids. You’re about to get a lesson in why being a C student is far from acceptable. Have a good weekend, everyone.

The Short List — Thurs., July 17

The JibJab folks return with their latest hit, “Time For Some Campaignin’.”  It’s got a little something to piss off everyone, which means it’s damn funny. Enjoy.

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The Short List — Wed., July 16

Impressive video of the Ron Paul Revolution March in Washington D.C. on July 12. I’m wondering about that chant, though. “Ron Paul! Freedom! Ron Paul! Freedom!” Is this supposed to mean something?

  • Choice quotes from the presidential candidates yesterday (I’ll let you figure out who’s who):

“This war diminishes our security, our standing in the world, our military, our economy, and the resources that we need to confront the challenges of the 21st century. By any measure, our single-minded and open-ended focus on Iraq is not a sound strategy for keeping America safe.”

“With the right strategy and the right forces, we can succeed in both Iraq and Afghanistan. I know how to win wars. And if I’m elected President, I will turn around the war in Afghanistan, just as we have turned around the war in Iraq, with a comprehensive strategy for victory.”

The Short List — Tues., July 15

John McCain gets a little assist from the good folks at Video Professor. I wonder if he used any of his wife’s windfall profits from the Anheuser-Bush sale to pay the shipping and handling charges?

The Short List — Mon., July 14

As USA Today debates drilling for oil off the coast, CNBC braces for $150-a-barrel oil this week. Hang on for the part where interviewee and “preeminent energy investment bankers” Matt Simmons mentions “the American nightmare.”

There goes another eligible bachelor

The St. Pete Times is reporting that Gov. Crist has asked girlfriend Carole Rome to marry him … and she said yes!

Was the question popped when Crist was visiting John McCain for his weekend barbecue/VP selection retreat in May? No, not the “Charlie asking Carole to be his wife” question. I mean, the “John asking Charlie when the hell he is going to get married and squash all those “The Gov Is Gay” rumors” question.

Call me jaded, but this news has got to mean that Crist has been hovering right at the top of McCain’s Veepstakes list — if only the Gov could be de-gayed a little.

Yes, I’m speculating, and no, I guess I’m not much of a romantic.

Congrats Governor Crist +1. I wish you both nothing but the best.

The Short List — Thurs., July 3

Enjoy your Fourth of July festivities everyone. I’m off next week, but PoHo will be back on Monday.

The Short List — Wed., July 2

Here’s your first look at the new, unfortunately-titled Bond movie, Quantum of Solace:

The Short List — Mon., June 30

Check out the following clip of McCain speaking about the recently passed G.I. Bill:

Now realize McCain was against this bill, and even proposed an alternate version that did not contain the provisions he’s bragging on in this video.

The Short List — Fri., June 27

The McCain camp actually pulls off a decent viral video! I wouldn’t take a word of this at face value, but you have to admit the video is well done. If McCain knew what a computer was we might actually have a race here …

Supes strike down D.C. handgun ban

The Washington Post is reporting that the Supreme Court voted 5-4 along ideological lines to strike down Washington D.C.’s 1976 ban on handgun ownership. This marks the first time since 1791 that the Supreme Court has ruled on the second amendment or tried to sort out if gun ownership was tied to being in a “well regulated militia.”

Though some are sure to fears chaos in the streets, it is important to remember this simple fact: Though you have been unable to own a handgun in D.C. for the last 32 years, shotguns and rifles were still allowed. You read that correctly. Handguns, No way! Shotguns and rifles? A-OK. I take that to mean this decision will not result in immediate mass killings on the National Mall.

Best quote from the WaPo story:

The issue caused a split within the Bush administration. Vice President Dick Cheney supported the appeals court ruling, but others in the administration feared it could lead to the undoing of other gun regulations, including a federal law restricting sales of machine guns. Other laws keep felons from buying guns and provide for an instant background check.

Cheney needs to reconsider. If the people can get their hands on machine guns, ol’ Dick’s ass might be in some trouble.

(Photo Credit: Dubswede)

The Short List — Thurs., June 26

Breaking news: John McCain is “aware” of both the Internet and computers. He doesn’t use them, silly. He just knows they exist — and that should be good enough for you.

The Short List — Wed., June 25

How stupid are we as a nation? CNN interviews author Rick Shenkman, in this clip posted to YouTube on June 15.

The Short List — Tues., June 24

Greatest toy ever: The Dude (Unemployed) 8-Inch Action Figure.

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