Now that’s an Olympic torch relay.

• Time magazine names its Top 25 blogs. Guess who’s not on it? (Bastards!)
• Stupid Headline #1: “Crackdown on Militias May Add to Instability in Iraq” (Gee, ya think?)
• And the Pulitzer goes to: Bob Dylan.
• Noisy fish terrorize Cape Coral, Fl. Yes, that’s fish. The underwater kind.
• Men’s Health airs the restaurant industry’s dirty laundry.
• Stupid Headline #2: “Depression linked to Alzheimer’s” (Gee, that’s just about everyone, isn’t it?)
• Kansas beats Memphis in OT to bring March Madness to a close.
• The Lightning nab the #1 pick in the NHL draft.