• Fuck McCain for dragging Britney Spears into this.
• Is the NY Times jumping off the “Low-Road Express?”
• Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert preps his exit.
• Rep. Barney Frank attempts to decriminalize Marijuana. I’m sure the congress will get to that right after they impeach Bush and cut off funding for the war.
• Chris Angel wows them in Clearwater.
• Don’t know when to stop clicking? You’re not alone.
• The sordid tale of the renaming of Sarasota’s Ringling Bridge.
• Welcome back: Cheech & Chong.

He shoots, he scores?

• The Rev. Jeremiah Wright speaks, people listen here, here, here and here.
• Good news from the NY Times: “Eight years after the debacle of ‘hanging chads,’ Florida once again seems to be courting electoral trouble.”
• Counting up all the new Democrats may take a while.
• This isn’t news, this is a sign of the apolocalypse. [Click at your own risk. Seriously.]
• Oil prices: Still cheaper than a condo in downtown St. Pete.
• Hot theft: Dashboard GPS units.
• The Bucs get speed, speed and more speed in this year’s NFL draft.
• I don’t believe Miley Cyrus. At all.

Have a good weekend everyone. Be safe.

• The Old Gray Lady is a real bitch.
• Undeclared superdelegate and highest ranking African-American in the congress James Clyburn rips the Clintons for, among other things, being “hell-bound to make it impossible for Obama to win [in November].”
• Rush Limbaugh dreams of “riots in Denver” during the Democratic National Convention. I dream of an undiscovered gas leak in Rush’s smoking room.
• Willie Mays Hayes gets three years for tax evasion.
• Atlanta bar owner unveils the “bum bot.” St. Pete police are sure to be intrigued.
• Place your bets: Is this story fact or fiction? (I vote fiction.)
• God I miss inhaling “the secretions of a beaver’s castor glands (located near the animal’s genitals).”
• Glory days: Images from before the prohibition of everything but alcohol and cigs.

“Can we not talk about this in front of the wife?”

• NY Times reports Senator McCain had an affair with a lobbyist in the late ’90s and maybe did her political favors.
• McCain responds: “At no time have I ever done anything that would betray the public trust or make a decision which in any way would not be in the public interest and would favor any one or any organization.”
• Both McCain and the hottie lobbyist deny the affair and the campaign is pissed.
• The Washington Post’s version of events seems to back up the NY Times account.

In other news:

• Toiletries? Check. Directions to Tampa International? Check. A box-cutter stashed in a hollowed-out book? Check.
• The Teamsters endorse Obama.
• Dems debate tonight in Texas.
• Is Hillary’s campaign going broke?
• Launch that sucker, yeah! The Pentagon blows away a damaged satellite.
• Amy Winehouse knocks back a big Grammy bump.
• A whole lotta shakin’ going on in northern Nevada.
• Coming soon to a theater near you: Monopoly. Yes, the board game.

(Photo credit: Photo-Mojo)