Posted by Joe Bardi on May. 5, 2008, at 12:03 am

Barack bounces back …
(Photo of Obama at UNC by Runder.)
Tags: dead-horse, GTA-IV, Iron-Man, Obama, Rays, Republicans, USA
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Posted by Joe Bardi on May. 2, 2008, at 12:00 am
Our new hero. Have a good weekend everyone.
Tags: Bush, dc-madam, flying-babies, joker, midnight-smoker, Obama, polls, stock-market, toker, weed
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Posted by Joe Bardi on May. 1, 2008, at 9:22 am
Tags: Bush, gas-tax, Hillary, immunity, iPhone, ironman, kid-fuckers, McCain, mission-accomplished, Obama, troxler
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 30, 2008, at 9:31 am
Dude, you gotta read your deed restrictions.
Tags: Al-Franken, Hillary, insanity, Iran, McCain, Obama, Paula-Abdul
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 29, 2008, at 9:36 am

Who said it? Can you match the quote to the name below?
A. Jack Thompson
B. John McCain
C. Seth Schiesel
D. A complete fucking liar Miley Cyrus
E. Warren Buffett
F. Hillary Clinton
G. Iranian Prosecutor General, Ghorban Ali Dori Najafabadi
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Tags: GTA-4, Hillary, Iran, Jeremiah-wright, John-McCain, Obama, Warren-Buffett
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 23, 2008, at 8:40 am
Tags: Bush, Delta, DeNiro, Hillary, McCain, Obama, Pacino
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 22, 2008, at 9:04 am

Prediction: Hillary by 8.*
* – Prediction arrived at by determining what Clinton margin of victory would be the most inconclusive. 8 points is short of the blowout Team Hillary needs, but it’s not close enough for Obama to declare victory.
Tags: darpa, earth-day, gas, Hillary, miley-cyrus, Obama, oil, pennsylvnia
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 18, 2008, at 9:32 am

The great unraveling.
IN OTHER NEWS:
(Photo Credit: Franco Folini)
UPDATE: WP has posted a link in the comments section to a story about the Florida Legislature proposing a bill to ban “bumper nuts.” Good lookin’ out, WP!
Tags: acne, baseball, Bill-Ayers, Clinton, Dean, earthquake, I-75, moon, Obama, pope, robert-reich, Superdelegates, world-trade-center
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 17, 2008, at 9:21 am

I’m ashamed to be an American today.
IN OTHER NEWS:
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Tags: ABC, chaos-theory, dollar, Hillary, lieberman, Obama, the-pope
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 16, 2008, at 1:44 pm
Dear Penn-heads,
You have a lovely state there in the northeast. I’ve traveled through it many times and, aside from the large swatches of territory completely destroyed by 20th-century industry (Hello Pittsburgh!), the natural beauty Pennsylvaniaites gaze upon daily is inspiring. Plus, the preservation of a hole Ben Franklin used as a toilet when he lived in Philadelphia shows you have great reverence for history and the nation in which we live.
Tonight, Philadelphia plays host to another shit-filled bottomless pit when the Democratic presidential primary debate between Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois and Sen. Hillary Clinton of Illinois Arkansas New York Scranton comes to town. This will be the 21st such meeting of the candidates. What you guys hope to glean about these two that you did not pick up on in the previous 20 debates is a mystery to me, but I admire your thoroughness.
Next Tuesday, you will take the knowledge acquired this evening to the polls and select the person you want to run against Republican John McCain in the fall. Like many votes, this one will be completely meaningless. Just to fill you in on what’s happened so far: Barack Obama has already won the nomination and no one wants to tell Hillary Clinton it’s over. He’s won twice as many states, building an insurmountable lead in both the popular vote and the pledged delegates in the process. So, the charade continues and the fine people of Pennsylvania are subjected to wall-to-wall campaign advertising, news reports and talking head rants.
You, great voter of Pennsylvania, have a rare and historic opportunity. You can end this soul-eating Bataan Death March of a primary season by rejecting Hillary Clinton’s candidacy and granting Barack Obama a surprise victory in your state. This is your moment to shine PA! If you don’t step up and send Hillary back to the Senate, Indiana’s just going to do it in three weeks anyway. Why let those Hoosier assholes steal your glory? Do the right thing and end the primary season. The nation will be forever in your debt.
Thank you,
Joe Bardi
Tags: Hillary, Obama, Pennsylvania
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 10, 2008, at 9:45 am
Isn’t it inspiring when local luminaries attract national attention to Central Florida?
Tags: american-airlines, Clinton, eggs, gays, gizmondo, Obama, pennslyvania, Texas, tiger-woods
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 4, 2008, at 9:27 am
Hey, who let the old guys on YouTube?
Tags: al-sadr, Bush, Hillary, Howard-Frankland-Bridge, McCain, Obama
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Apr. 3, 2008, at 9:08 am
Yesterday’s viral video today …
Tags: Bush, caffeine, Hillary, iPhone, jay-z, nato, Obama, seinfeld, sneakers
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Mar. 27, 2008, at 9:35 am
Tags: chuck-todd, Hillary, joe-kline, led-zeppelin, McCain, new-york-post, Obama, photoshop, puff-daddy, superdelegate
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Mar. 19, 2008, at 9:02 am
Greatest last five seconds to a crappy cell phone video ever!
Tags: anthony-minghella, arthur-c.-clarke, bubba, Bush, gnomes, Iraq, joe-francis, mj, Obama, tina-fey, war
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Mar. 18, 2008, at 8:33 am

“Clean up on aisle 1234-5678-9101-1121.”
(Photo credit: Porkfork6. Porkfork is a St. Pete resident who has taken some great pictures of Weedon Island and Roser Park. Check out his Flickr page.)
Tags: dali-lama, Hillary, Obama, property-tax, sweetbay
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Mar. 12, 2008, at 1:42 pm
Tags: Dana-Perino, Geraldine-Ferraro, Hillary, Iran, Obama, oil, Rep.-Victor-Crist, Sinbad
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Posted by David Warner on Mar. 7, 2008, at 8:30 am

Thar she blows.
Tags: Florida-primary, Hillary, Howard-Dean, loch-ness, Obama, sex-offenders, streaker, Tom-Hanks, Village-Voice
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Mar. 4, 2008, at 9:28 am
                                         Please God, let it end today.
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Tags: Clinton, john-mcain, my-winehouse, Obama, Ohio, stephen-colbert, Texas
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Mar. 3, 2008, at 9:04 am
                                         Who’s hungry?
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Tags: Clinton, Fier-Chief-Bill-Nesmith, Gsparilla-film-festival, Mick-Jagger, Obama
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Feb. 28, 2008, at 11:54 am

“Without telecom immunity, how will the government know what you are telling your grandma over the videophone?”
Tags: bloomberg, Bush, iPhone, keith-richards, McCain, Obama, telecom-immunity, the-onion
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Feb. 21, 2008, at 12:20 pm

“Can we not talk about this in front of the wife?”
In other news:
(Photo credit: Photo-Mojo)
Tags: Amy-Winehouse, gentleman-prefer-blondes, hanky-panky, McCain, Monopoly, NY-Times, Obama, Satellite
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Feb. 19, 2008, at 12:11 pm

“And if you get in my way, I will destroy you!“
(Photo Credit: Nrbelex)
Tags: al-qaeda, Bush, Dick-Fletcher., Federal-reserve, Hillary, Internet-predators, Lindsay-Lohan, Obama, Wisconsin
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Posted by David Warner on Feb. 18, 2008, at 4:38 pm
It’s Christmas in February for JFK conspiracy theorists… either that, or a script by a would-be Oliver Stone.
Bill Clinton’s goat gets got.
McCain gets senior Bush endorsement, but aides don’t want his son to stand too close. (What, no hugging?)
Church to married couples: Every day for 30 days, whether you want to or not.
First beef, now lollipops?
Tags: Bill-Clinton, Christian-sexuality, John-McCain, Obama, Oliver-Stone, recalls, tainted-beef
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Feb. 15, 2008, at 1:11 pm

Watch out for falling debris.*
*Satellite depicted is not the one being blown out of the sky by the Pentagon. Photo credit: PRNewsFoto/Space Systems/Loral.
Tags: Al-Pacino, Alicia-Keys, Bond, Hillary, Joe-Leiberman, Lakeland, McCain, Mitt, Obama, Prince., Satellite
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Posted by Joe Bardi on Feb. 14, 2008, at 1:08 pm

Hey, PoHo blog peeps, will you be our valentine?
Tags: America, antonin-scalia, Apple, astronauts, Ben-Bernanke, cunt, Hank-Paulson, Hillary, Huckabee, iPhone, iPod, jane-fonda, Obama, Ohio, suprem-court
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