Creative Loafing’s “I Got a Brazilian For This?” Launch Party

Never underestimate the lengths to which an overworked, overstressed mother of twins will go to get out of the house.
Creative Loafing has a new website and I’m one of their contributing writers. They invited me to their launch party and I thought it’d be fun.
That’s what I get for thinking.
I put on my hot mama jeans, did my hair, and even applied some goddamn makeup. One of my favorite Republicans, Jim Johnson, said he’d meet me there so I stuck the boys with my mom for the evening and took off for South Tampa.









