Comments on: Top 10 Stupid Band Names

By: Col. Hector Bravado

Col. Hector Bravado — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:18:30 +0000

It should come as a great relief to everybody that the world’s supply of stupid band names is near complete exhaustion.

Using the Donnybrook Super Internet — it’s a lot like the crappy internet that you use, except everything on it is true — the Donnybrook Writing Academy has found the last 12 available band names and is auctioning them off here: http://godonnybrook.com/home/?p=4303

By: B. Owens

B. Owens — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:46:42 +0000

The answer to the question of why Bang Camaro is a good band name, is it’s not.

It sucks.

Unless there is some crazy allusion to Dylan Thomas I’m missing, the name is crap.

They should henceforth call themselves… “Fingercuffs for the Ass”.

By: Leilani

Leilani — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 22:51:47 +0000

What’s RIGHT with it? Just ’cause two words sound good together doesn’t make your stupid band name any less stupid. Sorry, that’s not a good enough argument, either.

By: OMG SO AWESOME CAMERON

OMG SO AWESOME CAMERON — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 01:07:45 +0000

Bang Camaro just sounds good together, whats wrong with it?

By: Leilani

Leilani — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:41:07 +0000

Bang Camaro fans: What exactly is it that you like so much about the name “Bang Camaro,” ’cause I’m missing it. I don’t hear the catchiness. Enlighten me. And please, give me a more logical, well-thought out answer than telling me it’s awesome (why?) or arguing that the band is awesome, and the name “doesn’t suck that much.” (I like half of the bands I listed, but that doesn’t mean I have to like their stupid names.)

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:12:35 +0000

Yeah Bang Camaro actually sounds pretty fucking awesome.

Ever heard of Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives?

Terribly long/weird band name, but the musics not too bad

By: Evil King Wilson

Evil King Wilson — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:08:52 +0000

Worst:
1.Granola Funk Express
2.Toad The Wet Sprocket
3.Any band with numbers in it
4.Any band containing the words: groove, funk, psychedelic or experience(with exception to jimi)

Best:
1.The Velvet Underground
2.Steely Dan (Dildo)
3.Seven Mary Three (Ponch’s call # from CHiPS)
4.White Niggers On Crack

Wilson

By: Meghan

Meghan — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:03:46 +0000

wow. i just listened to butt trumpet “she’s ugly” …. so i told her to turn around and gave her another crack in her ass.

By: Steve T.

Steve T. — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:26:36 +0000

What about Umphrey’s McGee?

By: Tony

Tony — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 07:20:09 +0000

dude, Bang Camaro is an AWESOME name.

some black metal band names are horrible.

like Gorgoroth, Burzum, Marduk, Lord Belial… though some are simple and rule (like Immortal; how badass!)

alot of the new trendy abnds coming out have horrible, terrible names. as much as i love them, HORSE the Band is a terrible name… but it’s so bad, that i like saying it. the Test Icicles are defunct now, but they ruled the airwaves with great music and a shitty name. and Bright Eyes… what a typical name. wow, it’s bad. most trendy bands have horrible names, but maybe thats what makes em trendy?

you know, there’s alot of bands just adding “the band” at the end of a word to make their name. I think the only good one thus far is math the band. what a awesome name. so simple.

then there’s Fear Before the March of Flames. UGH!