the 941

Computer. Keeps. Crashing. Lost. Post. Three. Times. Repeatedly. Stabbing myself. In the temple. With thumbtacks.

Anti-panhandling ordinance to be decided finally on Tuesday in Manatee. Odds are 1:2 they follow Sarasota’s lead and try to make homelessness the next guy’s problem.
[ht]
Alcohol is in trouble. Its longtime slogn — “Booze: It’s better for you than ecstacy” — may be innacurate.
[time]
The one-minute sunset on Bradenton Beach.
[roblimo]
Adam Sandler = Happy Gilmore Hannukah song conditioner is bettah The key to a nation’s healing.
[salon]
Dent ignoring that August ‘06 letter about the machines malfunctioning forces Washington off the schnide. (Grandma, is that how you spell schnide?)
[bh]
NBC and Rupert Murdoch are going after YouTube, which means they’re going after Google. A titanic battle that will decide, once and for all, which major corporation you will spend your life working for. Without pay, of course.
[newsweek]
What kind of privacy do female soldiers get in war zones?
[slate]
Here’s the lede, you probably don’t have to click: A 24-year-old man has been arrested, suspected of cutting the head off of a 17-year-old girl’s pet dog and leaving it at her front door in a gift-wrapped box.
[cnn]
Not sure you heard, but Bush laid out an exit strategy the other day.
[the onion]
The results are in: The PZZA field is sliced to 16.
[cl]
The 941 is that lonely kid whose mom makes him bologna sandwiches on week-old Wonder Bread which he has to eat alone in the corner of the cafeteria while all the other kids pay for their hot lunches and talk about ‘tendo and make up rumors about how The 941 picks his nose and has scabies, even though the other kids don’t even know what scabies is. Be The 941’s friend. You’ve got a moral obligation.
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