THREAT LEVEL MAGENTA!
December 18th, 2007 by Brian Ries in NewsLast week, I’m driving towards downtown on Fruitville when I see a flashing, giant, portable lite-brite courtesy of the Sarasota Sheriff’s office. Everyone knows that once you pass 301 you enter a demilitarized zone marked by lawlessness, roving gangs of petty thieves and packs of wild dogs. Balkwill just wanted to remind us. Happy holidays indeed!
December 18th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
What happens when I leave the safety of my locked car?
December 19th, 2007 at 8:21 am
I’m fairly certain that feral plastic surgeons will sedate you and harvest your organs. Happy holidays!
December 19th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Tis the season for giving