Crazy James Strikes Again
January 4th, 2008 by Joel Rozen in News
Pink Bus is back! Or, at least its fearless leader, “Crazy James,” is. The Sarasota high alum just completed the first leg of his whirlwind bike tour around the world, stopping in places both urban and barren across the USA.
On no money. With just that Barbie-goes-punk mane to protect him from the rain.
In next week’s CL, I’ll be treating you to some of the million-dollar anecdotes he got from his journey — and relaying some of the essential travel tips gleaned from life on the road. But just for a tease, here’s one left on the cutting-room floor:
TIP #524. Never Have Sex With a Couch Host
Couchsurfing.com connects vagabonds all over the world with a temporary free place to crash. Sure, it’s hippy central, but it’s also a site of vital importance to people like Crazy James. Just don’t make the same mistake he did once, before he left North Dakota:
“A word to any man out there,†whimpers James. “Never get with a girl who collects Danielle Steele books and parakeets. Horrible, horrible.â€
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