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April 23rd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
“Can I get that in a doggy bag?”
OR
Clerk: “Wow, what an interesting looking creature! Where’d you get it?”
Dog: “Alabama.”
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm
“Goddamn half-caf, super wet, super hot, two cups, two pump soy chai latte… what a bitch.”
“Business is slow, Carol, I’m just saying we should consider the five foot poodle statue. You know, set it up at the bar, women can hold the leash while they order. People love those things.”
“It could be done.”
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Proprietor: Hey! Don’t bring those clown sculptures in here!
April 24th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Which way to the furry convention?
April 27th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I like my coffee like I like my studs: hot, black and bitter.