Comments on: Where’s that virgin I ordered? – God http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/ The blog of the Suncoast Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:56:36 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Justin Richards http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/comment-page-1/#comment-26741 Justin Richards Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:09:25 +0000 http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/#comment-26741 Jesus Christ added you as a friend in my book. - God Jesus Christ added you as a friend in my book. – God

]]> By: Justin Richards http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/comment-page-1/#comment-26740 Justin Richards Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:08:29 +0000 http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/#comment-26740 Jesus Christ added you as a friend in my book Jesus Christ added you as a friend in my book

]]> By: J-Dawg http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/comment-page-1/#comment-25343 J-Dawg Fri, 30 May 2008 03:18:18 +0000 http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/#comment-25343 Pull my finger. -God What's that? You say you want to meet me? Ok, that's fine. Just keep reding this sign. That's it. Good, good. Now watch out for that ... -God I voted for Nader. -God I'm sorry, your grandma didn't make it to Heaven. -God Sorry about the 20th century. I heard the alarm, then I hit the snooze button, but then it didn't ring again. Well, you know how it is. -God You know why you didn't get that toy for Christmas. You know. -God I sent you a Facebook friend request FIVE times and you still haven't accepted them. -God Disobey me and I will make your life a living palindrome. -God If I didn't exist, then how come I know what number you're thinking of right now? -God I put all those dinosaur bones in the ground to mess with your head. -God Is that it? So I have to resort to leaving messages on highway billboards to get your attention now? Wow. You know what, I give up. You guys are on your own. -God Pull my finger. -God

What’s that? You say you want to meet me? Ok, that’s fine. Just keep reding this sign. That’s it. Good, good. Now watch out for that … -God

I voted for Nader. -God

I’m sorry, your grandma didn’t make it to Heaven. -God

Sorry about the 20th century. I heard the alarm, then I hit the snooze button, but then it didn’t ring again. Well, you know how it is. -God

You know why you didn’t get that toy for Christmas. You know. -God

I sent you a Facebook friend request FIVE times and you still haven’t accepted them. -God

Disobey me and I will make your life a living palindrome. -God

If I didn’t exist, then how come I know what number you’re thinking of right now? -God

I put all those dinosaur bones in the ground to mess with your head. -God

Is that it? So I have to resort to leaving messages on highway billboards to get your attention now? Wow. You know what, I give up. You guys are on your own. -God

]]> By: Joe Bardi http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/comment-page-1/#comment-24871 Joe Bardi Thu, 22 May 2008 17:50:26 +0000 http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/#comment-24871 Have you seen my idiot son anywhere? —God Have you seen my idiot son anywhere? —God

]]> By: g-man http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/comment-page-1/#comment-24864 g-man Thu, 22 May 2008 15:38:55 +0000 http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/2008/05/21/1068/#comment-24864 I meant American Idols, too! - God I meant American Idols, too! – God

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