Fake Harry Potter spells
June 3rd, 2008 by Justin Richards in NewsIn celebration of our story this week on the Witch n’ Knight Herb Shoppe, we present to you a list of spells, modeled after Harry Potter’s incantations. Add your own in the comments to this post.
Disclaimer: Of course this is unrelated to real witchcraft. It’s only a joke.
Republicanicus reprisus – summons the apocalypse
Cecum sigmoid scourum – cleanses the colon
Psilocybinaccio – makes Sarasota fun
Loubega nostalgium – instant dance party
Humerus rigorus – causes your elbows to disappear
Limerence Calmhumpingus - makes life temporarily appear to have meaning
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June 3rd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Digitus sureptitious excavatus: Allows you to remove that offending booger without sullying your finger.