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Barack Obama is hosting a pow-wow, and you’re invited. Or rather, he’s asking the American people to host pow-wows in his honor. But you’re still invited.

The nationwide Unite for Change house meetings will take place this Saturday, if all goes according to Obama’s plan. He’s even written up an agenda for the party hosts.

The Sarasota shindig will be hosted by Diana McKay, at Lois Norman’s home on Sawyer Road. It looks like she’s asking for RSVPs.

In conclusion, here are some comments on Obama (Obamments?) from author Noah Cicero. He is being interviewed by the occasionally obnoxious but self-redeeming enough Tao Lin, a very hip writer.

1. What would Barack Obama say about Treatise?

Barack Obama would go up to the podium with that strange smile on his face. Like he just farted and tell everyone, “Last night I read a book by a person named Noah Cicero. A fine American. A good American. An American. (Applause) He says some very discouraging things about Americans. He is typical of those who have lost hope. But with my health care program that will provide health care to like five people thoughts like his will end. (applause) (Barack Obama smiles) America will regain its once superpower status and Jesus loves you. (applause) (Barack Obama gets a drink of water.) Noah Cicero’s problem is that he doesn’t believe in change one can believe in because he knows that is a tautology and doesn’t mean anything. Now I went to Harvard and I know what a tautology is. And I know it doesn’t make any sense. But you don’t. I’m tricking you. You’re stupid. (applause.) Often I have thought about leaving everything and becoming blue collar, doing some work with my hands, being a normal person. (Barack Obama smiles at the union delegates in the audience.) But I have decided to go higher, to become president so I can help all these little sad people get things like, and because I’ve never actually worked a day in my life just like Hillary and McCain. Hmm, I don’t know. I love America and Noah Cicero sucks and should be shot, and I don’t understand why freedom of speech allows for this. (applause.)

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