Larry Craig fallout
June 28th, 2008 by Justin Richards in News, Politics
So I was at the Gecko’s’ installment of the Karaoke Classic last night when nature called. Happy for a chance to escape, I stole into the bathroom.
Both urinals were occupied so I closed myself in the stall. They started playing “Tainted Love” over the speakers. You know the part where you clap? I’ve got to — clap clap – get away/ I’ve got to –
Unable to use my hands, I tapped my foot in time. Two pronounced, deliberate taps, repeated at intervals. The music was in fact barely audible inside the bathroom.
Once I realized what I was doing, I hurried out of there, avoiding eye contact with the other men.
It’s not that I’m homophobic (Have you seen the video to that song?), it’s just that what kind of a pass have we come to when enjoying your bathroom trip by jammin’ to the ’80s could constitute an illegal solicitation for sex?
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