Today in pop culture
August 8th, 2008 by Amanda Schurr in Film, Food and Drink, Laser-Firing Oversized Celebrities, Music, News, Politics, Television, Underappreciated Video, WhatnotCheetos = Crime solving in Minnesota.
Girl-skewing Disney Channel to court the little boys. So many jokes we could make here, but, since it’s Friday, make your own.
The man CL likes to call The Baboon is a hurtin’ real hard. Break out the Kleenex.
On that note, buy those holiday airline tickets now.
Still more signs of a limp, flaccid economy.
Jewel yodels her way down the aisle. Ah, Jewel… remember this? Priceless.
Kanye: Egomaniac, psychotic blogger, media mogul, defender of the Gays.
Speaking of which, ahem, Mr. T…
Jimmy Cameron on his new techno geek-out: 60% CGI, 40% live action, 110% “A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets” dialogue doodie.
Headbutting your bro in church? That’s gotta be, we dunno, 8, 9 points?
Thanks to this glorious birth (we knew it was coming, but…), we’re gonna go slam our ovaries in a drawer for awhile.
Is this guy still on the air? Hasn’t The Mighty Chung kicked the crap out of him yet? Can we?
Just in time for our forthcoming back-to-school college issue (out Aug. 20!).
That’s all, folks: Sting and crew take their final bow, can now go back to Policing the rainforest and making new age world music pop that makes Phil Collins seem like Johnny Rotten.
That Madonna, ever the shrewd businesswoman.
And the Headline of the Day, courtesy of… guess. (Hint: Sounds like a Pixies song.)
A close runner-up: You had us at “Wall of Duh.”
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