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P. Hilton sued for shutting the flip up. Isn’t that a sign of the apocalypse? All of that?

P. Diddy should be sued for not shutting the flip up.

Aw, we heart you, comeback Britz: You can take the country out of the girl, but…

Elvis and Priscilla Barbie dolls. They’re right about the plastic Priscilla thing, just waaaaay early. (Now where’s our matching Graceland Barbie Dreamhouse?)

Uncle Joey finally talks about that song. You oughta know what we’re talking about.

The Chupacabra does exist, and this proves it. Really?

Bigfoot, too, though alive? Not so much.

Another broken record for Phelps, another broken ratings record for NBC.

“John Edwards in a onesie.” Gadzooks.

Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day. Not because he can, because he has to.

Forthcoming season of America’s Next Top Model jumping the shark: Or rather, Tyra’s forehead.

Coming soon to a theater near you, Superbad Express? (Bring the McLovin’!)

Billy Bob to be Freddy Krueger. Yeah, we felt a bit off just typing that.

Kanye to push Fatburger. Make your own joke.

Senor Crazypants’™ longtime biz partner bows out. Leaving, em…?

Yeah, we almost feel some sympathy crazy for him. Almost.

Going to the office is the new working from home. Or the old working from the home office. Or something.

We drink all y’all’s celebrity milkshakes. We’ll just take a butt-ton of Valtrex after doing so (Yeah, sounds really gross typing that, too.)

Just to cleanse that palate…

It’s official: Facebook rules the world. We’re throwing a self-referential column at it right now.

Speaking of Facebook… And self-referential… And columns…

Poo facial is the latest beauty craze: Kinda gives new meaning to the term “shitface,” don’t it?

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