the 941

First came Brian Ries’ harsh assessment of Chili’s. Then came the outraged response from Chili’s aficionado and Fort Lauderdale blogger Riley Hamilton, naming us to his “Enemy List.” Then we posted back. Now, it’s gotten personal, and Hamilton is threatening to add us to his “Extreme Enemies” list:

Not Exactly What I Had in Mind, Creative Loafing!

Relatively unknown blog, the 941, has again proved that despite how many restaurants they defame and how many souls they CRUSH (mine) they will not retract their offensive views on Chili’s fajitas and buffalo chicken sliders (the latter, the reviewer admits, were “tasty enough”). If Brian Ries had ordered aMolten Chocolate Cake for his dessert, I’m sure his review of “2 Kickin’ Chicken Crispers (Out of 10)” would have skyrocketed to at least 9 Kickin’ Chicken Crispers. After reading every blog post in the 941 canon, I stumbled upon anentry that mentions yours truly (me) very directly now adding [Chili's World-Famous Margarita] salt to the wound. The aforementioned blog post is entitled“Mission Accomplished: Creative Loafing makes Blogger’s ‘Enemy List’!” as if it was their “mission” to offend a Chili’s-loving blogger and that they had just “accomplished” that “mission” by making me cry. I have only been to Sarasota (the 941) once (because I was lost going to somewhere cool) but there must be something in the water rendering their taste buds (and possibly minds) goofy. If this situation is not rectified immediately, it’s possible that I will have to add their personal G0d-given names (because there are TWO offenders) to my “Extreme Enemies List”.

The post I have just made receives the highest honor of 10 Kickin’ Chicken Crispers (Out of 10)

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