Mayfield, meth and a bitch stepmom: That’s racin’!
July 16th, 2009 by John Grooms in Boomer with an Attitude
The controversy over NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield’s alleged crystal meth use is priceless. Personally, I don’t know, and honestly don’t care, whether Mayfield is a meth head, although I can see how other drivers might object. I mean, meth isn’t exactly Red Bull, or even Adderall, which is widely believed to be NASCAR drivers’ stimulant of choice. But now the Mayfield controversy is getting hot and heavy enough to qualify as entertainment, with comments and denials that sound like something from Tobacco Road by Erskine Caldwell, or a Tarantino remake of The Beverly Hillbillies.
NASCAR says Mayfield tested positive for meth a second time, and Mayfield says, “Nuh-uh,” and claims the test was flawed. Meanwhile, everyone working for Mayfield Motorsports has left, and Mayfield’s stepmother Lisa says the driver is so deep into meth, he used to cook it up himself until pseudoephedrine was taken off the shelves, at which point, she says, Mayfield began buying his meth retail. Mayfield has answered back by saying is stepmother has “tried everything she can do to get money out of me,” but, “They picked the wrong woman to use against me because that (expletive) [“bitch,” probably] is trash and has got nothing on me.”
We’re enjoying the low-rent feud, but we’re reserving judgment on Mayfield’s meth use until the issue is resolved. What makes us suspicious, however, is this “Meth Mouth” jack-o-lantern on Mayfield’s doorstep last Halloween. [Note to attorneys: this is satire only, so relax for God’s sake].
July 17th, 2009 at 1:25 am
Cool looking pumpkin!
July 17th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Parents that have kids on Ritalin have e-mailed the local radio station stating when they drug test their kids they test positive for meth.
July 17th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Does Ritalin Make You Test Positive For Amphetamines?
Yes.Absolutely.Everytime.
July 17th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
A hair sample would be the best test.
July 18th, 2009 at 6:17 am
Interesting logic for schools. In the past school kept children in line by the threat of being paddled or possibly embarrased by being paddeled in front of the class. Since this has now been banned schools were left with increasing discipline problems. The new solution was to drug our children to keep them in line. Parents have been threatened with expulsion for their kids if they did not submit thier child to drug use.
This was such a interesting path down liberal lane. Spanking or drugging our kids and the drugs seems to have won out since spanking is considered sooooo bad.
I used this story before but it fits so well. Liberals wanted to protect bears from pepper spray beoing used on them. They got a court to ban the use of the spray until costly testing could be performed on if the spray would hurt the bears. Until this is completed people had to revert to the old way of stopping bears which was a bullet to the head of the bear. Another case of liberal logic or lack of it or just simply not trying to understand the consequences of your actions. This additional walk down liberal lane brought to you by Frank.