I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, considering the level of attention devoted to Michelle Obama’s clothing choices: Here’s a blog that aims “to be a central, ever evolving resource to chronicle Mrs. O’s look.”
42-year-old Stephen Baldwin (the Baldwin from Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore) is making news today for befriending 15-year-old Miley Cyrus and tattooing her alter-ego Hannah Montana’s initials on his shoulder.
Stephen claims that Miley dared him to do it with the promise of a cameo on her TV show.
Stephen recently claimed that he would move to Canada if Obama won, but no reports of him packing his suitcases have surfaced. Since he seems to think 15-year-old teeny-boppers make the best of friends for 42-year-olds, I’m thinking maybe Canada doesn’t want him.
He’s also starring in a right-wing approved, violence-filled and sex-free film called Sharks in Venice. Is it Snakes on a Plane for the McCain crowd?
For what it’s worth, when Stephen Baldwin decided to crawl out from under his rock of obscurity, he did it in a big, creepy way.
Crazy in molestation?
So we all know that Jay-Z, aka Shawn Carter, and Beyonce Knowles, aka Sasha Fierce, are married now.
But do we really know how young Beyonce was when she started dating the rapper? Jay-Z is old as hell. If you remember Hawaiian Sophie then you know.
Big Jaz is probably somewhere crying. But he shouldn’t be — because Jay-Z is practically a child molester. Sure, Beyonce says that she was 18 when they started dating, but what do an 18 year old and a 32 year old have in common?
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I give up, because I don’t have a clue.
The last time Jay-Z was young was in 1989. But he still calls himself “Young Hova.” I guess Beyonce fell for it. But how could her parents? If Jay-Z was that lecherous old man from down the street, would Matthew and Tina had allowed this relationship to continue?
According to the UK Daily Mail, Victoria Beckham (aka. Posh Spice), 34, indulges in £100 Geisha Facials. These facials that keep her skin glowing involve using a paste made from nightingale droppings. Ew. Read more here.
