Charlotte, somebody is mad at blacks and whites and it’s written all over Uptown’s utility boxes.
I wonder how long will it before this ends up as breaking news on TV. Better yet, when will this get washed away?
If you want to see these boxes for yourself, start on 12th Street.
The hype about the swine flu or H1N1 has died down, but with the grilling season about to kick off this weekend, you’d better know who the grill master is and if there is running water nearby.
First, I’d avoid eat at anyone’s house who treats their pets like a member of the family. Dogs and cats don’t belong on the counter top when food preparation is going on. Next thing you know, there will be an outbreak of the Doggie Dog flu.
Second, make sure the person cooking is clean. This includes hands, face and most of all fingernails. Heat does not kill everything!
Third, it’s all right to say no, no thank you and if you have to, HELL NO! Some people are just nasty, but they have the best beer in town. Or maybe you got roped into attending this gathering and you already ate. You don’t have to risk you health to make a nasty cook feel better. Besides, there’s no virus named after beer and if you didn’t see the cook wash his or her hands, how do you know they didn’t just touch their booty?
Have fun, but make sure you don’t catch a disease and pass it along to the rest of us!
Hannity is such a jackass. If Oliver North jumped off a cliff — oh, never mind.
The debate over torture is getting personal for two of cable TV’s prime-time hosts. After Fox News Channel’s Sean Hannity made a seemingly impromptu offer last week to undergo waterboarding as a benefit for charity, MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann leapt at it. He offered $1,000 to the families of U.S. troops for every second Hannity withstood the technique.
Olbermann repeated the offer on Monday’s show and said in an interview Tuesday that he’s heard no response. He said he’ll continue to pursue it.
“I don’t think he has the courage to even respond to this - let alone do it,” Olbermann said.
Read the rest of this Charlotte Observer article here.
Watch Olbermann pledge $2,000 for every second Hannity is waterboarded:
Amazon.com is offering this bust of Obama with Chia hair for $20. “Full growth in 1-2 weeks” touts the product description. Read the mixed consumer reviews here.
The name of the web site Hot Chicks with Douchebags pretty much sums up what it’s about: Pictures of hot chicks with total and complete DBs along with commentary.
… or they hate Creative Loafing or John Grooms. Or, judging by this photo we got in the mail from an unknown person a few minutes ago, all of the above:
I’m assuming this was sent in reference to last week’s Boomer With Attitude column.
OK, I dropped a proverbial Cleveland Steamer on Ann Coulter earlier today, now it’s time to diss Nancy Grace.
Wow, she’s a fucking psycho. Have you ever watched this show? It’s probably the most sensational, smear-tactic-filled piece of yellow journalism I have ever witnessed. And, yes, I watch the shit every damn day.
Jesus save me!
Usually, her crappy program focuses on numerous true-crime personalities, but lately she’s been focused on one person in particular: Casey Anthony the “Tot Mom,” mother of the now-dead child Caylee Anthony. Every episode of Grace’s show talks about Caylee and her “Tot Mom.” It’s bizarre. And hilarious.
I’m glad Nancy exists because she brings me lots of joy, but she is one crazy old lady.
Check out her nutty ass in action:
Everyone’s looking for bailout money, including Santa. Sure, the video has been out a while, but considering the times, I think it’s appropriate.
When your boyfriend/husband is acting up, disrespects you, gets you a thoughtless gift, and/or is misbehaving, there is only one thing to do. That’s right, ladies: throw him in the doghouse!
Now there is a website out there that makes this messy job a lot easier. Go to BewareOfTheDogHouse.com to post his sorry-ass photo on the dog house wall for all to see (reference image below). Many go in, and few ever make it out.
These misbehaving dudes ended up in the Dog House!
What’s it like inside the Doghouse, you ask? Check it out
A little glimpse into the Doghouse. Check out the link above to get the full tour!
But if that’s too harsh, you have the option of sending him a warning to let him know that he is THIS close to ending up in the d-house.
Do what you gotta do!
A couple years ago, everyone and their significant other tried to make their baby have a unique name. It started with Aiden, which then became Jayden, which became Caden or Brayden.
OK, note to parents — your child is no longer unique and is going to be in school with 150 other kids with a similar name as him. Want a unique name? How about Steve — it’s number 100.
Meanwhile, the previously named rhyming scheme are ranked 1, 2, 5 and 13, respectively.
Babycenter.com has announced the top baby names for 2008.
The top 10 boys names: Aiden, Jayden, Ethan, Jacob, Caden, Jackson, Noah, Jack, Logan, Matthew
The top 10 girls names: Emma, Sophia, Madison, Isabella, Olivia, Ava, Madeline, Addison, Hailey, Lily
