The good folks over at Cracked.com have a collection of photos that have been circling the web for awhile, but contrary to all belief are not Photoshopped! (For some great Photoshopped pics, scroll down to the Thanksgiving post below!)
Below are some of the unreal-but-utterly-real shots.
From the great minds over at Facebook, a list of Charlotte-centric facts:
1. You can’t drive a mile in any direction without seeing yet another Harris Teeter
2. You know someone who has hit a deer while driving
3. You understand that Charlotte has four seasons: Humid, Very Humid, Insanely Humid, and Christmas
4. You thought Discovery Place was the best thing ever when you were a kid
5. People clean out the grocery stores whenever snow is forecast, and then it snows a quarter of an inch
6. You remember when Charlotte had a real basketball team
7. Everyone wears flip-flops in January…and can get away with it
8. No matter what you do or where you go, some crazy SUV driver will cut you off
9. You know that barbecue is a noun, not a verb
10. There is a Starbucks in every single shopping center
11. You know the Charlotte Knights are not even in North Carolina, let alone Charlotte
12. You know someone who works for BofA or Wachovia
13. You know to give directions that bypass that infamous intersection: Queens Road and Queens Road
Courtesy of the land down under (Australia for the slow among us), a list of 56 healthy reasons for us ladies to have crazy hot sex:
1. US endocrinologists at Columbia University found that women who have sex at least once a week have more regular menstrual cycles than those who are less sack-happy.
2. Sex makes you happier than money does, according to a recent US study.
3. Work off those Mars Pods without hitting the treadmill. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 840kJ.
4. Nookie helps the brain produce neuro-transmitters, chemical messengers that help mellow our moods.
5. Get more zzzzs. Getting a sensual massage followed by some dancing in the sheets releases sleep-inducing endorphins so you snooze soundly.
6. Post-romp, you’ll experience a surge in the hormone prolactin, which develops new neurons in the brain’s olfactory bulb, improving your sense of smell.
7. Unless you’re a kinky, wayward politician, it’s free!
8. Kick colds to the curb. Researchers at Wilkes University, US, found that having sex once or twice a week boosts the immune system by 30 per cent.
9. Protect pearly whites by stepping up to the mic. Semen contains small amounts of zinc, calcium and minerals proven to fight tooth decay.
10. Watch a Sex and The City marathon without constant bathroom breaks. Sex tones the pelvic muscles that support your uterus, bladder and bowel, meaning better pee control.
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I get a flood of spam e-mail on a regular basis, so I thought I’d share some of the oddest, strangest, funniest or ridiculous headlines I’ve gotten this week (spelling is the way it appeared):
McCain says: “Impeach Obama!”
What can be done with your wife?
Michelle Obama dying
Michelle’s home video
Craps Stick
Someone sent us your home video
Even kings consult our site
Try the best fuel for your space shuttle!
Become a marathon champion with our offer
Get a mighty ally against bacterial infections now
Bring back time when girls were yours
You have new mail from Ogla, 25, Russia
You will immediately forget what allergy is
I had a conversation with a comic book geek the other day and he said He-Man sucked.
I was appalled because I thought all comic book geeks loved He-Man. Then I started thinking about 1980s cartoons. I’ll admit it, I loved He-Man and the Masters of the Universe as well as She-Ra: Princess of Power.
Watch this mini-sode and tell me it doesn’t bring back memories:
But this has to be the best cartoon of the 1980s:
The headline says it all. LL’s a moron:
The election is finally over. And it’s sad to say that your guy or girl lost.
Do the neighborhood a favor and take those loser signs down. Especially if you’ve been broadcasting your support for a candidate since the primaries, it’s time to let the signs go. Seriously, you’re bringing down the property values with those losers’ names on your front lawn.
I’m pretty sure your neighbors who supported the other guy or girl laugh every time they pass your house. And yes, they are laughing at you and not with you. Besides, with the election being over, it’s time to decorate for Christmas. (more…)
Two radio DJs from Montreal got Sarah Palin on the phone and pranked her by posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy. And she fell for it!
Palin’s people confirm that the call did occur. Read about it here.
