Arts Flash: Comedian John Heffron

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Comedian John Heffron is one funny guy. He can twist everyday occurrences – like bar encounters, marriage and getting older – into humorous stories and rants that you just can’t help laughing at. That’s probably why he won the second season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing in 2004. Originally from Detroit, Heffron’s latest DVD, titled Middle Class Funny, was released on Aug. 4. It will re-air on Comedy Central on Sept. 10. But, screw that – the wait is too long, don’t ya think? Why wait for it when you could just go see the man himself when he is in Charlotte. The Comedy Zone and Blumenthal Performing Arts Center will present a performance by John Heffron tonight at McGlohon Theatre. For more information, call 704-372-1000 or visit www.blumenthalcenter.org.

Creative Loafing: How did you come to be on NBC’s Last Comic Standing?

John Heffron: There was a taping before me and it was something that I never was into or thought I would do well at. I happened to be flying from Florida to Michigan and they had the auditions in Nashville, so I kind of just stopped and auditioned for it, just going “Well, if I audition I might get on that one episode.” Then I kept getting further and further ahead and before I knew it, I was knee deep in it.

And you were doing comedy before that?
Yeah, I did stand-up for 15 or 16 years.

Did you always want to be a comedian for a living?
Yeah, but I never said, “This is what I’m going to do.” I’m not much of a planner. It’s just something that I sort of fell into. Now, looking back, I almost have a panic attack if I think of what would have happened if things didn’t work out for me.

What did you get your college degree in?
I have a degree in communications and psychology.

So, maybe if comedy had not worked out, you would’ve been a psychologist?

That’s something or I was into like advertising, something creative. That may have been the route I went. Now, it seems as a comic you need a PhD in online marketing and that type of stuff now. It’s actually work to be a comedian. In the old days, you could just show up at a comedy club and hit on a waitress and that was your week. But, now you’ve got to build your email list, twitter every five seconds, check your Facebook page, and it’s a whole thing.

Since Last Comic Standing, have you been doing a lot of tours?
Yeah, you’re pretty much going non-stop. It’s one of those things where I think whatever level you are at there is always something new you have to overcome or there’s a new fear. Like when you are new as a comic you were afraid “What will happens if nothing ever happens for me.” But then when you have a bunch of stuff happen, you equally have a fear or losing it all or going backwards. I think that’s the law of the land.

Today’s Top 5: Wednesday

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Aug. 26, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

Young-Fresh-New exhibition at Elder Gallery

Comedian John Heffron at McGlohon Theatre

Asphalt Blaster at Snug Harbor

Hot Tuna at Amos’ Southend

• Pop Life at Apostrophe Lounge

The African Children’s Choir to perform in the Q.C.

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

The African Children’s Choir will perform a benefit show on Wed., Aug. 26, from 7 p.m.-9 p.m., at Blair Road United Methodist Church – Family Life Center (located at 9135 Blair Rd., Charlotte).

The African Children’s Choir has also announced two upcoming concerts in Charlotte at the new Knight Theater on March 15-16, 2010. Read more about The African Children’s Choir in the press release below.

The African Children’s Choir is a large choir made up of children ages 7 to 12 from several African nations.  Since its inception, the choir has included children from Uganda, Kenya, Rwanda, South Africa, Nigeria and Ghana.  Many of the children have lost one or both parents to AIDS and other poverty-related diseases, and all of them are victims of extreme poverty.

The choir serves as the main fundraising branch for its parent organization, Music For Life Institute, with proceeds from the choir’s work used to fund education and relief efforts for African children affected by poverty and disease.  More than 7000 children in several African nations are currently being supported through the program.

The choir has recorded songs for the soundtracks of major motion pictures including Oprah Winfrey’s Beloved, Hotel Rwanda and Blood Diamond.

The African Children’s Choir will be performing in the brand new Knight Theater for two shows only, March 15-16, 2010 at 7 p.m. both evenings.  Tickets for those concerts will go on sale Nov. 6 and will be available by phone at 704-372-1000, at the box office and online at www.BlumenthalCenter.org.

Today’s Top 5: Monday

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Aug. 24, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

Find Your Muse open mic at The Evening Muse

Karaoke Night at Dixie’s Tavern

The Monday Nite All-Stars at Double Door Inn

Bar Wars Mondays at Phil’s Tavern

Grand Imperial Poetry Night at SK Netcafe

Live review: Dustin Diamond and Johnny Millwater

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Live review: Dustin Diamond and Johnny Millwater
Aug. 20, 2009
Lake Norman Comedy Zone in Galway Hooker

The Deal: Comedian Dustin Diamond, better know as “Screech,” from TV’s Saved By The Bell, visited Cornelius for a stand-up comedy performance at Lake Norman Comedy Zone in Galway Hooker Irish Pub. Local comedian Johnny Millwater opened the show.

The Good: Millwater kicked off the show, and geez, this guy is funny. He does a damned good impression of Robert De Niro and Bill Clinton too. After his set, Dustin Diamond (Screech!) took the stage, immediately firing up into his raunchy comedy with a long discussion on “grandma porn.” Diamond also took on the topics of sex, relationships, farting, fecal matter and more. He criticized the audience for its quick recovery from laughter and even pointed out folks in the crowd on numerous occasions. When one woman in the audience went missing, he asked her companion where she had went. When the man said she had gone to the bathroom, Diamond insinuated that she was pooping. With that said, he started yelling the woman’s name and telling her to “push.” At another point during the show, Diamond was talking about lewd sexual acts when a guy from the crowd yelled that he’d seen Diamond’s sex tape. Diamond, who seemed a bit surprised, played off the comment, saying something along the lines of the guy being “a Zack fan,” and “a fag.” Overall, Diamond did do what he does best though, which is blue stand-up comedy. He got the audience laughing and performed a whopping two hours, since no one “flashed a light” to let him know when to stop. Usually, he told me after the show, his sets last around 45 minutes.

The Bad: Well, blue comedy isn’t really my thing, so I found a majority of his jokes rather vulgar. Needless to say, other folks probably did as well, especially those expecting some sort of Screech resurrection. Diamond may have offended some folks when he talked about the mentally challenged, which he referred to as “retards,” and how funny it is to watch them fall. I heard a woman near me heave a sigh during the show: “I don’t like that,” she said.

The Verdict: Dustin Diamond is worth seeing live for once in your life. He is outrageous. During his set I found myself thinking on numerous occasions, “Did he really just say that? Yeah … he did.” Diamond isn’t afraid to shock, disgust or offend members in the crowd, but he does want folks to have a good time. He makes nasty funny too. At this show, folks got a long feel for Diamond, who stayed on stage well past his requirement. On another note, Charlotte comedian Johnny Millwater also made quite an impression. If you’re local, you need to check this guy out when he performs around town. He’ll make you laugh without feeling the need to throw up simultaneously.

The Weekender

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Check out these events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area this weekend— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 21

Saved By The Beat
Suite at the EpiCentre
Remember Screech from Saved By The Bell? Well, it was Dustin Diamond who played the geeky character. And he’ll be in town tonight for Saved By The Beat, a ’90s flashback party at Suite.

Music Counting Crows’ fifth studio album Saturday Nights & Sunday Mornings features rock and country-styled songs. You can catch them perform both the newbie songs and older hits from their music catalog at Uptown Amphitheatre. more…

Music Local hip hop act Eyes of the Elders will have its CD release party at Neighborhood Theatre tonight. And even better, the show is free. more…

SATURDAY, AUGUST 22


Battle Slam Jam
Grayson SkatePark
Go to Grayson SkatePark this weekend for Battle Slam Jam, an outdoor showcase of urban artists, athletes and performers. From skateboarding contests to graffiti writing, DJs to live music, there’s plenty to do at this annual event.

Festival Want to know more about those marvelous little creatures known as hummingbirds? The Hummingbird Festival at Reedy Creek Nature Preserve will enlighten you. more…

Comedy Take in some laughs tonight, as comedian Jared Stern performs at Alive. more…

SUNDAY, AUGUST 23

Vietnam Grille
5615 South Blvd.
Try a variety of delicacies, including the grape leaf appetizer and the broken rice house special, at Vietnam Grille: Authentic Vietnamese Cuisine.

Theater Become a detective in a murder investigation during performances of Shear Madness at Stage Door Theater. more…

Music Tremont Music Hall is poppin’ tonight with music from electro-funk rockers Cobra Starship. more…

Hop over to The Forum

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Tonight at The Forum, Sugar Society presents a DJ set, titled Rabbit In The Moon. See flyer (below) for more details.

Summer events, Aug. 18-Sept. 2

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Here are a gaggle of summer events happening in Charlotte and the surrounding area Aug. 18-Sept. 2 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

ARTS

Alive. Comedian Jared Stern. Aug. 21; Aug. 22. 2909 N. Davidson St.

Lake Norman Comedy Zone. Comedian Dave Tucker. Tue., Aug. 18, 7 p.m. $10. Comedian Dustin Diamond. Comedian and former TV star from his role as Screetch in Saved By The Bell. Thu., Aug. 20, 7:30 p.m. $20. Comedian John Heffron. The Lake Norman Comedy Zone presents a performance by comedian John Heffron, winner of NBC’s show, Last Comic Standing. Doors open at 7 p.m. and the show starts at 8 p.m. Tue., Aug. 25. $20. Galway Hooker, 17044 Kenton Dr., Cornelius. 704-995-2658.

McGlohon Theatre. Comedian John Heffron. The Comedy Zone and Blumenthal Performing Arts Center present a performance by comedian John Heffron, winner of NBC’s show, Last Comic Standing.Show contains adult language and content and is not appropriate for ages 17 and under. Wed., Aug. 26, 7:30 p.m. $20. Comedian Ralphie May. The Comedy Zone and Blumenthal Performing Arts Center present a special performance by comedian Ralphie May, a popular contestant from NBC’s show Last Comic Standing. Show contains adult language and content. Thu., Aug. 27, 7:30 p.m. 345 N. College St. 704-372-1000.

SK Netcafe. Taboo Tuesday. Open mic with no language or content restrictions. All comics get five minutes on the stage. Tuesdays, 9 p.m. $2. 1425 Elizabeth Ave. 704-334-1523.

Charlotte Comedy Theater. Charlotte Comedy Theater. High energy, interactive improv comedy shows, private events, classes and team building workshops. Features Chicago comedy veterans and top local talent every weekend for eight years running. Shows: CCT Improv Games on Friday, 8 p.m.; Explicit Content. Stand-up comedy showcase featuring material too controversial to play on the Charlotte Comedy Coalition’s regular shows. $10. Fridays, 10 p.m.; CCT’s Culture Shock on Saturday, 8 p.m.; Sketch Comedy on Saturday, 10 p.m.; Open Mic featuring stand-up and off-the-wall comedy on Saturday, 11:30 p.m. All shows $10 (Jam $5). Rated R. For show details, visit www.charlottecomedy.com or call 803-458-6824. Saturdays; Fridays. $10. 1308 The Plaza.

The Nook. Robot Johnson. Sketch comedy at the Charlotte Comedy Theatre in The Nook. For more information, visit www.robotjohnson.com. 21 and up. Saturdays, 10 p.m. $10. 1308 The Plaza.

Joseph-Beth Booksellers. Robert Tompkins and Donald Beagle. Signing The Life and Art of Ralph Ray Jr. Thu., Aug. 20, 7 p.m. Dr. Larry Rogers. Signing Against the Grain. Sat., Aug. 22, 11 a.m. Toni Emehel. Signing Wilderness Women Live to Tell the Story. Sat., Aug. 29, 2 p.m. 4345 Barclay Downs Dr. 704-602-9820. www.josephbeth.com.

Altar Boyz. Award-winning Off-Broadway musical comedy based off the book by Kevin Del Aguila and music and lyrics by Gary Adler and Michael Patrick Walker. For tickets, call 704-372-1000 or visit www.queencitytheatre.com. Aug. 20-22, 8 p.m. $14-$28. Duke Energy Theatre, 345 North College St. 704-372-1000.

The Color Purple. This famed musical based on the classic Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Alice Walker and the Oscar-nominated film by Steven Spielberg, follows the inspiring story of a woman named Celie. Presented by Oprah Winfrey. Aug. 25-27, 7:30 p.m.; Aug. 28, 8 p.m.; Aug. 29, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Aug. 30, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $30-$95. Belk Theater, 130 N. Tryon St.

Death Under Cover. Charlotte’s Dinner Detective presents this interactive comedy musical dinner murder mystery set in London during WWII where the audience decides who-dun-it. Group, senior, AAA and military discounts available. Advanced reservations required. For information and tickets, call 704-840-5013 or visit www.charlotteshungrygumshoe.com. Fri., Aug. 28, 7 p.m. Tickets include a 3-course sit-down dinner and two-hour show, tax, tip and parking. $59. Grand Central Events, 1000 Central Ave. 704-373-1699.

Shear Madness. A who-dun-it murder mystery that puts the audience right in the middle of the action. Audience participation allows for a different outcome every night. Aug. 18, 7:30 p.m.; Aug. 19, 7:30 p.m.; Aug. 20, 7:30 p.m.; Aug. 21, 8 p.m.; Aug. 22, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Aug. 23, 2 p.m. & 6:30 p.m.; Aug. 25, 7:30 p.m.; Aug. 26, 7:30 p.m.; Aug. 27, 7:30 p.m.; Aug. 28, 8 p.m.; Aug. 29, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Aug. 30, 2 p.m. & 6:30 p.m.; Sept. 1, 7:30 p.m.; Sept. 2, 7:30 p.m.; Sept. 3, 7:30 p.m.; Sept. 4, 8 p.m.; Sept. 5, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Sept. 6, 2 p.m. & 6:30 p.m. $29.50 and up. Stage Door Theater, North College St. at 5th St.

Center of the Earth Gallery. City/Country: Sharon Dowell, Dana Johns, Maxx Morgan and Christopher Stephens. An exhibition that features works that capture both landscapes and urban scenes. Continues through Aug. 22. 3204 N. Davidson St. 704-375-5756. www.centeroftheearth.com.

Christa Faut Gallery. 20 Year Anniversary Exhibition. Featuring special paintings, glass and sculptures by gallery artists. Continues through Aug. 31. 19818 N. Cove Road, Cornelius. 704-892-5312. www.christafautgallery.com.

Elder Art Gallery. Young – Fresh – New. This annual exhibition features paintings by emerging, mid-career and well-established artists from across the nation. Participants include Cynthia Anderson, Lance Hewison, Martin Hvattum, Gopika Sitwala, Martha Armstrong, Lara Martini, Susu Pianchupattana and Dirk Walker. Continues through Aug. 31. 1427 South Blvd. 704-370-6337. www.elderart.com. (more…)

Today’s Top 5: Tuesday

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Aug. 18, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

White Rabbits at Visulite Theater

• Comedian Dave Tucker at Lake Norman Comedy Zone in Galway Hooker Irish Pub

Taboo Tuesday at SK Netcafe

Electric Open Mic at The Money

City/Country exhibition at Center of the Earth Gallery

Watch out for The Birds

Friday, August 14th, 2009

The Main Library’s series “The Master of Suspense: Alfred Hitchcock Classics” continues on Sat., Aug. 15, with one of the best and most notable Hitchcock flicks of all time, The Birds. Starring Tippi Hedren, Rod Taylor and Jessica Tandy, this soaring thriller will make you think twice about birds, those seemingly harmless feathered creatures that greet you with pleasant chirping in the morning. Free. 2 p.m. ImaginOn’s Wachovia Playhouse, 300 E. 7th St.