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She’s gone crazy!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Everyone is going to be talking about this today…

Paula Abdul, last night on American Idol, commented on Jason Castro’s two songs — problem was he only sang one.

Some people are saying that proves the show is scripted, others say it’s proof that Abdul is nuts.

Check it out:

As far as my thoughts on last night — I wasn’t impressed by any of them.

News bytes from the ’90s

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

* Nine Inch Nails has released yet another song. “Discipline” is available as a free download at discipline.nin.com There’s also mention of something happening in two weeks - yet another album?

* Jane’s Addiction’s original lineup performed yesterday for the first time in 17 years. Wish I could have been there… They played “Mountain Song,” “Ocean Size” “Stop” and “Jane Says.” Rumors of a the reunion leading to a tour are of course running rampant… One can only hope they’ll continue to make new music, though Eric Avery recently released a solo album.

American Idol - Top 6

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

I didn’t comment on the Top 7 performances last week because, frankly, no one should be singing Mariah Carey songs.

Now, America’s largest karaoke contest had the top 6 singers perform Andrew Lloyd Webber songs last night… No doubt everyone would sound very “Broadway.”

Here are my thoughts on last night’s contestants: (more…)

Worst song ever?

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

A sure sign of the downfall of civilization is that this woman is actually getting any attention for one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard…ever!

It’s not safe for work, and probably not safe for any human ears, either.

That’s right — someone named Riskay actually wrote a song called, “Smell Yo Dick.” I’m sorry to share it…

American Idol - Top 8

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

America’s largest karaoke contest had the top 8 singers perform inspirational songs last night… .

Here are my thoughts on last night’s contestants: (more…)

American Idol - Top 9

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

America’s largest karaoke contest had the top 9 singers perform songs by Dolly Parton last night… yippee…

It could have been worse, though. They could have done Michael Bolton. Anyway, here are my thoughts on last night’s contestants:
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American Idol - Top 10

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Singers on America’s most popular karaoke contest sang songs from the year of their birth last night.

Aside from making feel really old — one of them was born in the ’90s — here are my thoughts about the show:
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Britney still sucks at acting

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Britney Spears was on How I Met Your Mother last night and AOL has an article about how she “stuns critics” and CNN says she’s “still a performer.”

Are they kidding? First off, Spears couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. She may have acted sane last night, but that doesn’t mean she was any good at acting.

Secondly, she didn’t have that difficult of a part, and she’s been “acting” like she can sing for years.

Apparently, Henry Rollins recently “outed” the secret behind her hit songs.

She shouldn’t get credit for acting normal. She needs to get off her drugged-up, lazy ass and be a freakin’ mom to her two kids. She needs to stop walking around without panties, sleeping with papparazzi or whoever else has a pulse and is standing near her, and act like she has a brain.

You know why she shaved her head? Not cause she’s nuts, but because Kevin Federline threatened to have it tested for drugs.

Stop focusing on Spears — if it weren’t for lip synching, she’d be famous for the same reason as Paris Hilton — nothing.

American Idol - Top 11

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Last night, the Top 11 contestants on America’s largest karaoke contest performed more songs by The Beatles.

Here’s my contestant-by-contestant thoughts on what went down:
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All commercials should be like this…

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Flea Market Montgomery in Alabama.

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