Play the Atlanta Theatre Porn Title game
On last week’s “30 Rock,” Jack Donaughey discovered that NBC’s new owners, Kabletown, specialized in broadcasting pornography, and looked aghast at a schedule filled with such titles as Ass-vatar, The Lovely Boners, The Hind Side, and Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel Tush By Assfire.
I bring this up because I recently had a really stupid thought that could cause you to lose all respect for me. I was writing a blurb about Actor’s Express new play 100 Saints You Should Know, and it occurred to me that one were to make a porno based on it, the title would inevitably be...