God to gas-starved Georgians: ‘Make up your minds already’
In an exclusive interview with Creative Loafing, God asked gasoline-starved Georgians to make up their minds already.
“You prayed for rain, so I gave unto you an exceptionally active Atlantic hurricane season,” the Almighty said today. “Now you’re nagging because my wind-borne servants, Gustav and Ike, slowed your gasoline production. I swear there’s no pleasing some people.”
The Lord added that He’s going to be pretty busy with the nation’s financial crisis for a few days and would be grateful if Georgians didn’t bug him with any more liquid-based prayers for a while.