The Short List — Tues., April 1
April 1, 2008 at 12:01 am by Joe Bardi 
- Joint Clinton/Obama press conference planned for 6:30 p.m. eastern.
- Insiders say campaign collapsed under fund-raising strain.
- Bill reportedly heartbroken
heHillary didn’t win. - Obama campaign said to be elated, exhausted.
- Candidates agree to deal to seat Florida and Michigan delegations.
- Democratic party elders breathe a sigh of relief.
- How will the cable news networks fill the time between now and August?
- John McCain calls to congratulate Obama, negotiate public financing agreement.
(Photo Credit: Joe Crimmings Photography)
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April 1st, 2008 at 11:30 am
I swear this is not a real picture. Maybe it was taken using a fish-eye lens. Everyone in the picture looks like a bobble-head.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:47 am
They are Clinton supporters …
April 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Hey Joe? Where can I get myself a spaghetti tree?
April 1st, 2008 at 12:42 pm
They sell them at the Olive Garden.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:25 pm
yeah no more clinton!! it took her HOW long to get the hint?
oh you were joking….now I’m crying.
April 1st, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Obama Dog Night
Jeremiah was a preacher
He was an inspiration of mine
Now I never actually heard a controversial word he said
But he helped me get street cred
And in Chicago that’s a real tough sled
But now
Reverend Wright is gone
Like Dracula at dawn
He won’t raise his voice, nosiree
And scare typical white people from voting for me.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:02 am
CLINTON DROPS OUT!!!!
POPE SHITS IN THE WOODS!!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:03 am
Oops…it’s April 2 already. Never mind.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:53 am
I got a stiffy when I saw “Clinton Drops Out”. Imagine my disappointment to remember it was 4/1. Imagine my stiffy when I saw the above picture.
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
It may be presumptuous of me, RC, but I think I speak for many others when I say nobody, but nobody, wants to imagine your stiffy.