Fake Bigfoot, real testicles

Now that Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer, the Georgia gents who trotted out a gorilla costume and tried to pass it off as the corpse of Sasquatch, have been been muzzled by a lawsuit, we’re left to determine what happened through the few details they’ve left behind.

The video below was posted on Tom Biscardi’s website. (He’s the California Bigfoot “expert” who received the faux carcass.) In it, a narrator provides an up-close view of the authentic organs that were part of the gorilla costume he received from the hoaxsters.

WARNING: You get an up-close and personal shot of BIGFOOT TESTICLES. DON’T WATCH THIS IF YOU’RE EATING LUNCH AT YOUR DESK OR ARE NOT DOWN WITH TESTICLES. PARTICULARLY WAXED ONES. That was a warning.